...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Black Collar Workers 190 SCOTT IAN HEARTS L.A. REID July 25th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg L.A. Reid is the chairman and CEO of the Island […]
The Webernets 420 YOU CAN LIVE IN MASTODON SINGER/BASSIST TROY SANDERS’ HOME, CAT NOT INCLUDED July 25th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Mastodon’s Troy Sanders is selling his suburban Atlanta home. The […]
Tour de Force 310 BEST THRASH TOUR OF THE YEAR GETS SOMEWHAT LESS COOL July 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, so remember when just last week Chuck Billy said […]
New Stuff 680 ANTHRAX’S “FIGHT ‘EM ‘TIL YOU CAN’T” AVAILABLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD June 24th, 2011 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg Well, it’s been a long, long, long time coming, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 28 SECONDS OF A NEW ANTHRAX SONG April 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month Scott Ian uploaded some videos of him […]
The Webernets 320 SO I GUESS ANTHRAX READ OUR WORSHIP MUSIC “REVIEW” April 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I thought it was pretty clear that our “review” of […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE HUNTED VAMPIRES March 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like doing MetalSucks, in part, because I really do […]
...And F*ck You Too 370 SOUNDGARDEN AND KORN COMPETING FOR “LAZIEST BAND EVER” AWARD January 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fieldy ain’t no Scotty Griffin. There’s no actual connection between […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A SIGNED COPY OF MOSH POTATOES!!! November 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to grand prize winner A.J. Gregory and runner-up Erin […]
Contests 530 THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST: VOTE FOR THE WINNER! August 18th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, kiddies. There were a lot of good entries this […]
Friggin' Danzig 650 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT GLENN DANZIG COULDN’T GET ANY CRAZIER July 28th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg We already knew that Glenn Danzig was nutty, ’cause he […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
Editorials 40 GET YOUR LATTER DAY JOHN BUSH FIX July 14th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Amidst all this talk of Joey Belladonna bending over and […]
Rampant Rumors 300 “AMERICAN CARNAGE” TOUR ABOUT TO BECOME “BIG THREE” TOUR? July 7th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The prospect of a Big Four tour is titillating mostly […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE REDISCOVERED THE JOY OF PAINTING June 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had completely forgotten about Vince’s love of Bob Ross […]
Viral Vomit 280 SMALL-AMP METAL June 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Post like this one make me pine for the glory […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Editorials 260 VIDEO OF THE BIG FOUR PHOTO SHOOT IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE PIC ITSELF June 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So I’m still in Atlanta observing Daath as they make […]
