Editorials 0 Did Five Finger Death Punch Abuse a Little Girl? (No. No They Did Not.) May 15th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Great. Now I have to defend Five Finger Death Punch.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Rarified Air: Comet Control On “Parade” May 15th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Third jam from heavy psych-gazers is the jam!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 A Gruesome EP: The Drip Rips April 23rd, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF The Drip is more like a deluge of burning oil
...And F*ck You Too 0 Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri: Still Not Smart March 24th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Won’t require a suspension of disbelief.
Metal Merch 0 There is No Holiday Slayer are Unwilling to Exploit March 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Top o’ the mourning to ya.
Editorials 0 Counterpoint: It’s INCREDIBLY F**ked Up That Juggalos Are Labeled as a Gang January 8th, 2014 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus defends the ninjas.
Br00tal-lists 0 Kip Wingerschmidt’s Fifteen Sexiest Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt Another year closer to death metal.
Br00tal-lists 0 So it’s Come to This: Emperor Rhombus’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Offering you a better way.
Br00tal-lists 0 Cat Jones’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks We’ll listen ’til there’s nothing for our ears.
Cinemetal 0 At Last! Hear Pig Destroyer Perform One of their Own Songs with New Bassist John Jarvis October 31st, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thirty seconds is better than nuthin’.
Interviews 0 Exclusive Interview with Philip Anselmo: “Any Time I Spend On the Things I Love Comes Back to Me Tenfold” May 1st, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The legendary vocalist discusses the Housecore Horror Film & Music Festival, Rex Brown’s autobiography, the joys of making lists, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ghost Forced to Delay Release ofInfestissumam Due to Sacrilegious Illustration April 1st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg This isn’t an April Fool’s joke, but I also can’t tell if it’s real, or just a publicity stunt.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #15: Vincent Bennett (The Acacia Strain) March 18th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein It is impossible to think of The Acacia Strain without thinking of Bennett’s wonderfully sardonic lyrics and his violent stage presence.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch March 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its thorn indeed!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Who Art In Heaven (NSFW) January 25th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Art thou bored?!? Thou art answering today’s Question Of The Week!
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Vocalist Endorses Tenga’s Deep Throat Cup for Masturbatory Pleasure January 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Everything in the headline is true.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Oh My God, Ted Nugent is SUCH a STUPID REDNECK F*CKFACE January 10th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He compares gun owners to Rosa Parks.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Secret Satan Santa December 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks At MetalSucks, we live to give!! Are u on our list?
Br00tal-lists 0 Axl Rosenberg’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never believe what I picked!!!
Br00tal-lists 0 Anso DF’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF In 2012, Metal Is A Many-Splendored Thing!
