New Stuff 0 Five Finger Death Punch with Rob Halford: Pretty Much Still Unbearable May 14th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg This… is… no painkiller… THIS… IS… NO PAINKILLER, OHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Poll 0 Poll: Who Blows Harder, Five Finger Death Punch or Black Veil Brides? May 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Five Finger Death Punch Try to Make Their Own Use Your Illusions May 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg May feature the hit single “November Pain.”
Editorials 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory is Also Worried About the Government Taking Away His Guns January 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘MERICA
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Everyone's Replaceable 180 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH ANNOUNCE NEW BASSIST June 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg After months and months of seemingly endless searching, modern metal […]
...And F*ck You Too 650 Five Finger Death Punch Seek Redneck Midget to Be New Bass Player April 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: A rep for the band has said that this […]
...And F*ck You Too 1010 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: WAY TOO POPULAR September 24th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Luckily for Five Finger Death Punch, being total assholes who […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH LOCATE THEIR ASSHOLE September 22nd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Just yesterday Five Finger Death Punch announced the disappearance of […]
Rampant Rumors 840 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: SHAPING UP TO BE THE STRANGEST STORY OF THE WEEK… September 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Are we even on Five Finger Death Punch’s press release […]
New Stuff 1120 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH “BURN IT DOWN.” NOW IF ONLY THEY’D SET THEMSELVES ON FIRE. June 23rd, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I fucking hate, hate, hate, loathe, despise, cannot stand, am […]
Cinemetal 410 I’D LIKE TO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH December 10th, 2007 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg Jesus jumpin’ Christ, this band sucks. And not only do […]
Barbarous Book Club 0 Fiver Finger Death Punch Drummer Prepares His Nobel Prize for Literature Acceptance Speech January 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jeremy Spencer is writing his autobiography. Hip-hip-hooray.
News 0 Five Finger Death Cancel Show with Metallica After Singer’s Injury September 29th, 2024 at 4:03pm Smokey Goretooth Oaf…
News 0 Slaughter to Prevail Want to Cause the Biggest Wall of Death at Hellfest June 24th, 2024 at 2:37pm Hesher Keenan Get ready for some pain.
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Just Five Metal Bands Dominate Nearly 100% of Top 25 Most Streamed Albums March 11th, 2021 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein You already know who one is… what about the other four?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2020, Feud Finger Death Punch, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week December 4th, 2020 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Dream Theater, Limp Bizkit, Arch Enemy, and more.
Podcast 0 Napalm Death’s Barney Greenway on The MetalSucks Podcast #351 August 18th, 2020 at 9:00am MetalSucks We discuss the band's first new album in five years, arguing about song sequences with Shane Embury, the dehumanization of people across the world [...]
This Sucks 0 Rock and Metal Musicians React to the Death of NBA Star Kobe Bryant January 26th, 2020 at 6:53pm MetalSucks Including members of Kiss, System of a Down, Bad Wolves, Sevendust, Fear Factory, Five Finger Death Punch and more.
Metal Legacies 0 Metal Celebrities React to the Death of Jill Janus August 17th, 2018 at 12:53pm MetalSucks Includes tributes from members of Judas Priest, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, and more.
