Viral Vomit 0 This is the Second-Best Metal Song About Cereal Ever Written April 6th, 2017 at 11:14am Axl Rosenberg Tucan Son of Sam!
Studio Stuff 0 Maynard James Keenan Has FINALLY Begun to Work on Vocals for the New Tool Album February 17th, 2017 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg New Tool album finally coming in 2027?!?!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Bassist Offers Update on New Album December 11th, 2016 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein “We’re pretty deep into the writing process now.”
Tool Time 0 Maynard James Keenan Says It’s His Bandmates’ Fault That Tool Aren’t “More Prolific” November 29th, 2016 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg “Under the bus you go…”
\m/ 0 You Can Add Tool to the Growing List of Artists that are Inviting Fans Onstage November 3rd, 2016 at 11:01am MetalSucks Alright, give him the stick… DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 28th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Avenged Sevenfold, Dethklok, Tool, and more.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of the New Ulcerate Album Shrines of Paralysis October 27th, 2016 at 3:09pm Vince Neilstein This photo is too good to be real, but it actually is.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of the New Obituary Single / Live Album Ten Thousand Ways to Die October 20th, 2016 at 4:14pm Vince Neilstein Dreaming of a day when the next Tool album comes out in 2027…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Meshuggah’s Mårten Hagström Says New Tool Demos Represent the Band’s “Best” Work to Date October 3rd, 2016 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg In other news, the members of Meshuggah are still cooler than you and have heard new Tool demos.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Maynard’s Biography Due Later This Year, Sounds Like a Whimsical YA Novel April 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus It’s not a new album, but it will do.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Five Drummers Must Must Must Be Top 100? April 8th, 2016 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Rolling Stone’s list of best drummers is super fun. What if they had run it by you first?
Br00tal-lists 0 Rolling Stone Lists Its 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time, Actually Includes Some Metal Drummers March 31st, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Check out the metal-relevant inclusions after the jump.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli Plays in the Style of Fourteen Influential Metal Drummers in Three Minutes January 26th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Including Dave Lombardo, Danny Carey, Mike Portnoy, Chris Adler, “TOMMY!” (Lee), and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Offer Latest Non-Update Update on New Album November 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Says band has “twenty potential song ideas.”
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Breaking the Law 0 Tool Settle Art Lawsuit, Officially Out of Excuses Not to Make a New Album March 16th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And we have Randy Rhoads to thank for it.
Studio Stuff 0 More Video Clips of Giraffe Tongue Orchestra, the Dillinger Escape Plan/Mastodon Supergroup February 10th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Getting our pants wet 15 seconds at a time.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This is What New Tool Music Will Sound Like July 28th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Guitarist Adam Jones sheds some light onto the band’s mysterious writing process.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 6, 2013 August 6th, 2013 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund TIP: Jam all these new releases first, THEN re-work your monthly budget to free up the necessary monies.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Quacked Like a Duck February 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg And bucked like a horse!
