Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF CKY’S CARVER CITY! July 21st, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, I want to thank everyone who responded […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF CKY’S CARVER CITY! July 14th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, and we’re back! First up, hats off to Julia […]
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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY CKY’S CARVER CITY! June 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for the improbably named Jess Buttkus and Scott […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 60 OVERPRICED MUSIC FESTIVAL GETS MARGINALLY LESS SUCKY March 11th, 2009 at 1:57pm Gary Suarez All Tomorrow’s Parties festivals have a pretty irksome format. Essentially, […]
The Webernets 120 KENTUCKY METALHEAD OFFERING FREE CUNNILINGUS January 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein FREE ORAL SEX ALL ATTRACTIVE LOUISVILLE AREA WOMEN PLEASE APPLY […]
This Sucks 180 SUCKED BY A SUCKING SUCK EMBARK ON SUCKY TOUR, RELEASE SUCKY ALBUM June 12th, 2008 at 10:29am Axl Rosenberg Official press release: Sucking with the balls-suck rock n’ roll […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A COPY OF PRIDE TIGER’S THE LUCKY ONES March 7th, 2008 at 5:11pm Axl Rosenberg I love that you cats are submitting completely unreadable band […]
Editorials 4820 NICKY HOPKINS IS MY NEW HERO December 7th, 2007 at 2:11pm Kip Wingerschmidt From the late Mr. Hopkins’ Wikipedia page: “In 1965, he […]
Metal Merch 0 Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Support Campaign to Ban Trophy Hunting November 19th, 2024 at 9:21am Haela Huntress What kind of sick person would kill an innocent animal and then laugh about it. Oh wait…
Podcast 0 Defeated Sanity’s Vaughn Stoffey on The MetalSucks Podcast #565 November 18th, 2024 at 8:00am Hesher Keenan Their new album Chronicles of Lunacy will be out this Friday.
New Stuff 0 Cabal Herald the “End Times” with New Single, Announce New Album ‘Everything Rots’ November 15th, 2024 at 1:28pm Hesher Keenan The new album will be available on April 11, 2025.
News 0 Korn, Green Day, and Sleep Token to Headline Next Year’s Download Festival November 12th, 2024 at 5:22pm Hesher Keenan Bold move, Cotton.
Tour de Force 0 Nickelback and Kid Rock Co-Headlining Tour Will Be the Biggest Gathering of Divorced Dads Ever November 12th, 2024 at 4:14pm Hesher Keenan With enough alimony payments to feed the homeless, for sure.
New Stuff 0 Arachnophobes Beware: Dave and Paula Lombardo Dropped a New Single “Spiderweb” October 30th, 2024 at 3:16pm Hesher Keenan Leave a message…
Tour de Force 0 Two More Mexico Dates Added to Tool’s 2025 Tour Itinerary October 29th, 2024 at 3:41pm Hesher Keenan More dates south of the border.
News 0 Tool and Festication Announce “Tool Live in the Sand” Festival October 26th, 2024 at 12:08pm Smokey Goretooth And the lineup is lowkey bonkers.
Tour de Force 0 Upon A Burning Body Drop Off Remaining Dates of Mushroomhead Tour October 25th, 2024 at 11:46am Haela Huntress They also canceled a headlining show in Kentucky.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Jake E. Lee Explains That He Was Shot After Confronting Thieves In His Neighborhood October 21st, 2024 at 9:46am Haela Huntress Don’t take these situations into your own hands.
News 0 Will There Be a ‘Brütal Legend 2’? We Hope So October 20th, 2024 at 12:24pm Smokey Goretooth Please, please, please let us get what we want.
