Green Eggs and Slam 190 IF U LIKE POWER VIOLENCE, U WILL HEART BLACK ARMY JACKET July 13th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D As many of you know, I am the definitive authority […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 240 SLASH AND CHRIS BRODERICK FALL DOWN GO BOOM June 14th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m filing this under the “Laugh At Others’ Misfortunes” category […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE REALLY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WORST WEEK EVER May 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dio died. Isis broke-up. Bret Michaels is back in the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 “YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE!” May 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the awesome things about narrowly cheating death is […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME” May 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 RIKI RACHTMAN SHAMES METAL YET AGAIN April 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF Since immortalizing hair rock bimboism in The Decline of the […]
Show Reviews 350 A BRIEF REVIEW OF THE KREATOR/VOIVOD/NACHTMYSTIUM/EVILE/LAZARUS A.D. SHOW ON SATURDAY NIGHT March 8th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kreator’s twenty-fifth anniversary tour, which features the very strong supporting […]
Tour de Force 340 ROCKLAHOMA WASHES THE METAL RIGHT OUT OF ITS HAIR February 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg After the 2009 edition of Rocklahoma – a.k.a. the Wacken […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 230 DEFKLOK December 21st, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg There are two kinds of people who watch cartoons: Kids. […]
Cinemetal 40 GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE October 20th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never seen Rock of Ages, the “Broadway smash!” jukebox […]
Heavy Metal Horrorscope 110 HEAVY METAL HORRORSCOPE: THE VIRGO EDITION August 27th, 2008 at 3:39pm MetalSucks Back in 1991, Overkill released an album called “Horrorscope.” 17 […]
The Hard R 260 DALLAS’ TAKE ON THE POISON / DEF LEPPARD FEUD August 15th, 2008 at 12:57pm MetalSucks I’ve lost track of how many of these blogs I’ve […]
Editorials 30 ROCKLAHOMA STARTS TOMORROW; MIDDLE AMERICA REJOICES July 8th, 2008 at 3:28pm Vince Neilstein Rocklahoma, the three FIVE day hair metal festival in Pryor, […]
What the...?? 110 VH1 HIRES SHARON OSBOURNE TO TEACH CHARM SCHOOL; EXECS AT VH1 ADMIT, “WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD ‘CHARM’ MEANS” May 20th, 2008 at 4:04pm Axl Rosenberg So while Richie Sambora is not doing the new season […]
Editorials 70 ROCK OF F*CKING B.S. April 14th, 2008 at 10:53am Kip Wingerschmidt Granted, I only saw the first few episodes of the […]
What the...?? 140 GENE SIMMONS IS NOW A BALDIE March 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein According to SeriouslyOMG.com [via VH1 Best Week Ever blog, via […]
Editorials 90 THE FINAL, OFFICIAL ROCKLAHOMA 2008 LINEUP March 5th, 2008 at 2:38pm Vince Neilstein Here it is in all its glory, the 2008 Rocklahoma […]
Editorials 190 THE ROCKLAHOMA 2008 LINEUP SO FAR February 29th, 2008 at 9:55am Vince Neilstein Confirmed so far for this year’s Rocklahoma, the four-day ’80s […]
Cinemetal 50 BANG TANGO’S JOE LESTE: FROM BAD GIRL TO BAD BOY January 18th, 2008 at 10:55am Vince Neilstein Bang Tango frontman Joe Leste underwent quite a transformation from […]
Editorials 60 ROCK OF LOVE SEASON 2 BEGINS: THE BAD, THE WORSE, AND THE INCREDIBLY UGLY January 14th, 2008 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg So the second season of Rock of Love with Bret […]
