New Stuff 0 Celebrate the MLB Postseason with the New Puig Destroyer Album Stream September 30th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Also: discuss the pending postseason with Vince!
New Stuff 0 Scar Symmetry Celebrate Their “Cryonic Harvest” September 24th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s good, but not great.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Guest Columnist: Ben Eller of the “This is Why You Suck At Guitar” YouTube Channel on Why Your Vibrato Sucks September 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Face it, your vibrato stinks. Thankfully Ben Eller is here to save the day.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Celebrated Friday the 12th September 12th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sad you can’t go on a killing spree tonight? Maybe this week’s top stories will cheer you up!
Cinemetal 0 Protest the Hero Celebrate Newfoundland and Kiss Fish in New Video for “Mist” August 5th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Another pretty-looking video from PTH that extols the wonders of their favorite Canadian province!
Retrospective 0 Today: Celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning with MetalSucks! July 30th, 2014 at 9:30am MetalSucks We celebrate the legendary album’s release with a day-long, track-by-track retrospective.
Tour de Force 0 Intronaut to Celebrate Their Tenth Anniversary in the Best Way Possible July 29th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg With a tour!
Tour de Force 0 Arsis to Celebrate A Celebration of Guilt June 23rd, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Ten year anniversary tour, with performances of the entire album, coming to the UK.
New Stuff 0 Vader Celebrate the “Triumph of Death” May 16th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The true story of a metalhead who just didn’t want to see (Head)P.E.
Tour de Force 0 Go See This Tour: Textures Celebrating the Tenth Anniversary of Polars April 25th, 2014 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein The ground-breaking album will be played in full.
Metal Metsieh 0 Metallica Celebrate Master of Puppets Anniversary with Free Download of ’86 Show, Confirm Appearance at Heavy Montreal March 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Other bands scheduled to appear at Heavy Montreal include Slayer, Anthrax, Exodus, and Lamb of God.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Meshuggah Tease 25th Anniversary Celebration February 3rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Internet goes meshuggah.
Br00tal-lists 0 Fifteen Ways Wayne Static Might Celebrate the Fifteenth Anniversary of Static-X’s Wisconsin Death Trip January 13th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just some suggestions!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Celebrated the Best of 2013 December 6th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s playlist contains over FORTY HOURS of music, culled from the staff’s year-end lists.
Cinemetal 0 Celebrate Friday the 13th with Metal Legend and Horror Afficiando Richard Christy September 13th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ki-ki-ki-ha-ha-ha…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lamb of God Celebrate Ten Years of Burning Palaces September 13th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here comes the super-duper-deluxe anniversary re-release!
Retrospective 0 Celebrate James Hetfield’s Fiftieth Birthday with the Fifty Best Metallica Songs of All Time August 2nd, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, James! Now please consider retirement.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Celebrate the Twentieth Anniversary of Nirvana’s In Utero with a Deluxe Edition of the Album and a Video of a Smoking Hot Girl Covering “Heart-Shaped Box” July 31st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, she’s eighteen.
Exclusive 0 Exclusive: Celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Kill ‘Em All With These Very Old Photos of Metallica July 25th, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Photos of James Hetfield raging while listening to the final master of Kill ‘Em All for the first time, Lars goofing around, Cliff being Cliff, and more.
What the...?? 0 Motörhead Claim Lemmy is Fine, Celebrate by Canceling Another Show June 28th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This no make good sense.