Music Dorkery 220 BUT WHERE WILL MARIA BRINK BE WITHOUT HER BLUE DRESS?!?! March 8th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve spoken at length in the past about In This […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 THE BLABBERMOUTH HEADLINE GAME: TESTAMENT EDITION March 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF I love Blabbermouth cuz it rules and it’s easier than […]
Reviews 770 BURZUM: BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BELUS March 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I can honestly say I’ve never had a more complicated […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 THIS WEATHER F*CKING SUCKS February 26th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys work furiously to meet Lord Rosenberg’s […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
Tour de Force 340 ROCKLAHOMA WASHES THE METAL RIGHT OUT OF ITS HAIR February 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg After the 2009 edition of Rocklahoma – a.k.a. the Wacken […]
Interviews 210 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PRODUCER/MIXER KEVIN ANTREASSIAN February 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Kevin Antreassian runs a booming recording business out of Backroom […]
Editorials 400 MAX CAVALERA MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU February 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not that this really has anything to do with anything, […]
Cinemetal 140 OH MAN, DO I LOVE THE RED CHORD’S VIDEO FOR “DEMORALIZER” February 15th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As I’ve stated many times in the past, I’m a […]
Cinemetal 310 “BARK AT THE MOON”: SHADOWS FALL GO ALL GUS VAN SANT ON YOUR ASS February 12th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Gus Van Sant’s shot-for-shot remake of Psycho was a massive […]
Tour de Force 160 METALSUCKS-SPONSORED BURGERS & BOWLING TOUR FEATURING THE RED CHORD, MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE, CHELSEA GRIN AND THOSE WHO LIE BENEATH KICKS OFF TONIGHT! February 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you like burgers? Do you like bowling? Do you […]
Editorials 430 ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC JUST BECAME THAT MUCH MORE OF A COLLECTOR’S ITEM February 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg THE ANTHRAX SAGA CONTINUES! So. If you’re just joining us, […]
Br00tal-lists 260 TEN THINGS I’D BE MORE SURPRISED TO FIND AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT THAN A COUPLE SHTUPPING February 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So this couple was caught fucking at a Motley Crue […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 2010: THE YEAR OF THE OCEAN February 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Any time a press release concerning The Ocean arrives at […]
Power Metal Party 230 COMMUNICATING COMMUNIC TO THE [NOT QUITE] POWER METAL FAITHFUL January 29th, 2010 at 12:05pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday’s commentary on the disappointing new Raintime single had two […]
Interviews 840 LAMB OF GOD’S CHRIS ADLER: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not going to give you Chris Adler’s resumé the […]
New Stuff 30 A NEW MELECHESH SONG WITH NO VOCALS IS BETTER THAN NO NEW MELECHESH SONG AT ALL January 27th, 2010 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg Holy crap, has it really been three years (almost to […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Editorials 90 YES, IT’S TRUE (ALLEGEDLY). SCORPIONS ARE REALLY BREAKING UP (SUPPOSEDLY). January 25th, 2010 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg So many of you e-mailed us about this over the […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]