\m/ 170 THE DECIBLOG MAKES THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE 21ST CENTURY, IF NOT ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY April 15th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you find yourself no longer able to whack off […]
Admin 40 TIME TO HELP OUT YOUR METAL BROTHER April 13th, 2009 at 10:30am MetalSucks Cosmo Lee, who runs the blog Invisible Oranges and has […]
Tour de Force 60 ZOROASTER! THE GATES OF SLUMBER! SERPENTCULT! METALSUCKS! TOUR! April 8th, 2009 at 1:33pm MetalSucks What’s that? Yet another of the summer’s best tour lineups […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 240 HOLD THE SPINESHANK, MAKE IT SILENT CIVILIAN April 8th, 2009 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein Silent Civilian’s 2006 debut Rebirth of the Temple was a […]
\m/ 170 WOULD OPETH COVER ALICE IN CHAINS? April 7th, 2009 at 4:17pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to The Deciblog for reminding me of two things […]
What the...?? 160 WOULD YOU PAY $700 FOR THIS? March 20th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to The Deciblog for pointing us towards the website […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK SATAN ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST! March 10th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Top ten things for Varg Vikernes to do once he’s […]
Reviews 340 PSYOPUS REPEAT THEMSELVES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT ON ODD SENSES February 18th, 2009 at 11:56am Satan Rosenbloom In the August 2007 issue of Decibel, Psyopus mastermind Chris […]
\m/ 20 THE DECIBLOG ASKS THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: “WHAT IF BANDS WERE BEERS?” February 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is pretty straightforward, and clearly someone on Decibel’s staff […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 GUITAR HERO: METALLICA IS GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY HARD February 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t touched any edition of Guitar Hero in ages, […]
Show Reviews 60 CRADLE OF FILTH, SATYRICON AND SEPTICFLESH DISTURB MY PEACEFUL WEST-COAST CITY February 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks As a man, I’m painfully aware that at any metal […]
Cinemetal 60 GRAF ORLOCK ARE DOWN WITH EDWARD SAID February 5th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since the members of Graf Orlock are obsessed with action […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY METALFEST, BATMAN! U.S. FINALLY JUMPS ON THE EUROPEAN FESTIVAL BANDWAGON. February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein In the summer of 2006, before MetalSucks was even a […]
Tour de Force 140 HEY! DIDJA KNOW OPETH AND ENSLAVED ARE TOURING TOGETHER? DIDJA? DIDJA? HUH? DIDJA? January 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So many of you have e-mailed us this week to […]
New Stuff 60 BILOCATE: A BAND TOO GOOD NOT TO WRITE ABOUT January 29th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Six times over the past 9 months I’ve received emails […] http://www.metalsucks.net/track/bilocate-thedeadsea.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Reviews 70 CANNIBAL CORPSE AND NAPALM DEATH TAKE THE YOUNGSTERS TO SCHOOL January 28th, 2009 at 1:45pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Cannibal Corpse bassist Alex Webster talking about his band […]
New Stuff 1 CANNIBAL COOOOORRRRRRPSE! DECIBLOOOOGGGG! ARRRRRGGGGHHH! January 14th, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg I am going to include exclamation points and some kind […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 CRAPPY HAMPERS January 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2008 was pretty good for Gods And Queens, given the […]
Cinemetal 290 I SET MY BALLSACK ON FIRE IN SEX ED CLASS December 17th, 2008 at 12:24pm Vince Neilstein This is terrible in too many ways to even bother […]
Reviews 120 CULT OF LUNA’S ETERNAL KINGDOM IS EXPANSIVE AND EMOTIONAL November 24th, 2008 at 1:04pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s hard to apply the word “beautiful” to metal without […]
