Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Devin Townsend Sucks 230 GRATUITOUS SELF-PROMOTION November 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks For all of you who want nothing to do with […]
New Stuff 310 NEW SIGH SONG FTW November 16th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t want traditional black metal when I listen to […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 410 CHARLIE BENANTE IS CRANKY AT ISLAND RECORDS November 16th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Thanks to Saul Hudson, who sent us the below screen […]
This Sucks 540 YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS November 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In Russia, metal sucks you! If not for our recent […]
\m/ 390 PERIPHERY IS THE REAL DEAL November 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night I finally got to see Periphery live. Vince […]
Editorials 140 THE BEST UNSIGNED BAND I’VE HEARD THIS YEAR IS STILL CARNAL RAPTURE November 13th, 2009 at 10:08am Vince Neilstein Technically disqualified from my year-end list because their record came […]
Contests 2170 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HEAVY METAL KILLERS VINYL AND SCARF! November 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest was […]
Cinemetal 420 WELL, THAT’S ONE WAY TO GET ATTENTION November 12th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So let’s say you’re in a third rate metalcore band, […]
Editorials 140 WHAT THE F*CK EVER HAPPENED TO CANNAE, ANYWAYS? November 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does anyone even remember Cannae? They were on Prosthetic. Their […]
Readers' Choice 140 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 3: EMBERS November 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so Embers was not actually suggested to me by […]
Cinemetal 200 THE KATATONIA VIDEO PUTS ME AT EASE November 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a great example of an excellent music video that […]
Tour de Force 310 JIZZ ALERT: THE FACELESS WILL PERFORM PLANETARY DUALITY IN ITS ENTIRETY ON UPCOMING TOUR! November 12th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The Faceless’ Planetary Duality was one of our most favoritest […]
Readers' Choice 360 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 2: I HATE SALLY November 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I changed the name of this series from yesterday so […]
Show Reviews 210 THE AMENTA, BRINGING INDUSTRIAL BACK ONE VADER SHOW AT A TIME November 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Australian metal troop The Amenta are currently touring the U.S. […]
Haterade 900 LOOK, I’VE MANAGED TO GO ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD FLYFLEAF SUCK! November 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoops. I guess I just blew it.
Retrospective 80 MORE VIDEOS OF ONE OF BROOKLYN’S GREATEST DRUMMERS: JERRY FUCHS (1974-2009) November 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’m still shocked about the unbelievably terrible tragedy that occurred […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 THE OCEAN FIND A NEW SINGER AND ANNOUNCE THEY’LL BE RELEASING TWO ALBUMS IN 2010! November 10th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The MetalSucks proverbial wet-dreams of early ’08 (we have a […]
Readers' Choice 330 READER-SUGGESTED CHICK METAL, PART 1: LUDICRA November 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I solicited suggestions for awesome bands with female […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 480 METALSUCKS TO RELEASE THE BINARY CODE’S SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF November 9th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Our number one priority here at MetalSucks is to mercilessly […]