Metal Merch 0 Get Ready: There’s A Cannibal Corpse Beer Coming Out October 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Sometimes, dreams do come true.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What are the Most Iconic Metal Songs of All Time? October 9th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Most ICONIC — not the BEST. Go!
Metal in the Media 0 Kim Kardashian Wears Metallica T-Shirt, Apocalypse Arrives September 20th, 2015 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein And then the plague of locusts arrived, and then asteroids rained down from the heavens.
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Got Tongue Cancer from Being a Cunning Linguist September 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t laugh, it’s not funny.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 17 – 20: Blackie Lawless Vs. Chris Holmes, Paul Di’Anno Vs. Rat Skates, Shaggy 2 Dope Vs. Violent J, Sully Erna Vs. Wes Scantlin August 14th, 2015 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Don’t putz around — vote now!
Tweet Twat 0 Fred Durst Attempts to Ruin Babymetal June 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the nuki.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Hipster-Proof Metal Bands October 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’ll never have to share these bands with the aloofly ironic
Metal in the Media 0 St. Vincent: “I Love Pantera. I F*cking Love Dimebag Darrell!” February 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The pop star cops to biting a riff on her new record directly from “Cowboys From Hell.”
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks’ 2013 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks If you want metal-friendly and creative gifts, look no further!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Announced Our Departure From White Wizzard October 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks This week, we were arrested, barred from restaurants, dressed as an Ozzy guitarist, dropped from Earache, mistaken for furniture, chased naked from a church’s lawn …
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Under the Covers September 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories, and a playlist of some of metal’s most famous covers.
Album of the Day 0 Album of the Day: The Confession’s Requiem September 13th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It was produced by Avenged Sevenfold vocalist M. Shadows. Which explains, at least partially, why it sounds almost exactly like Avenged Sevenfold.
Cinemetal 0 Outpatients: New Music from SikTh Frontman Mikee Goodman September 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein This is certainly different.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 The Ocean’s Robin Staps Calls Randy Blythe’s Arrest and Trial “the September 11th of the Metal Scene” August 28th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Uhhh…
Cinemetal 0 Check Out This Cool Unofficial Music Video for Pig Destroyer’s “Eve” May 1st, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In which we continue to learn not to fuck with old people.
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Neilstein Rosenberg Soundscan: Soilwork, Ghost, Volbeat, and The Dillinger Escape Plan Build Buzz March 15th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Axl subs in for Vince this week and adds SIX new bands to the charts.
\m/ 0 THIS ZILTOID CAKE IS AWESOME May 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s been four whole days since we posted a picture […]
The Webernets 0 DUDE WHO COVERED MASTODON’S LEVIATHAN ON THE PIANO TACKLES CONVERGE’S “FAULT AND FRACTURE” May 9th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember that dude who did that totally rad piano cover […]
The Webernets 0 A LOOK INTO THE CREATION OF SIX FEET UNDER’S UNDEAD ALBUM ART May 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I appreciate, and love to analyze, great […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.3, “WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE” April 16th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks HBO’s Game of Thrones is populated with armor-wearing, sword-waving, longhairs […]