Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 60 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [AND BE CHASED DOWN BACK ALLEYWAYS BY A BUNCH OF THUGS AFTER YOU STEAL THEIR STASH AND/OR CASH] TO: TURING MACHINE – “ROCK. PAPER. ROCK.” March 1st, 2008 at 5:42pm Kip Wingerschmidt If I had the opportunity + the rocks (pun unintended) […]
Cinemetal 110 IS BILLY MILANO “ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST ANNOYING HUMAN BEINGS?” February 22nd, 2008 at 11:35am Axl Rosenberg Metal Inquistion – which may be the funniest metal blog […]
Editorials 130 WES BORLAND CONTINUES HIS REIGN OF TERROR AGAINST HUMAN EARS WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO RELEASES THIS YEAR February 20th, 2008 at 10:51am Axl Rosenberg I had such a nice weekend, and now everything’s been […]
Reviews 40 REVIEW: HUNG’S PROGENY IS SOME OF THE BEST METAL NEW YORK HAS TO OFFER February 13th, 2008 at 6:03pm Vince Neilstein Progeny, the first proper release from New York City’s Hung, […]
Show Reviews 120 KILLSWITCH ENGAGE KEEP IT REAL WITH A DOSE OF HUMOR February 8th, 2008 at 2:06pm Vince Neilstein Sometimes metal is just too fucking serious. Dudes trying to […]
Cinemetal 40 CRADLE OF FILTH – “MY HUMPS” February 7th, 2008 at 3:46pm Vince Neilstein Metal videos synced to obnoxious pop songs are kind of […]
480 TAKE A LEAK: MESHUGGAH, obZen January 22nd, 2008 at 8:26am Axl Rosenberg Well well well. This new offering from Meshuggah has been […]
30 DOWNLOAD A SH*TTY WEB RIP OF MESHUGGAH’S “BLEED” January 14th, 2008 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg So the first new track off of obZen, the new […]
Editorials 20 MESHUGGAH RELEASE ALBUM ART IN FORMAT EVEN SMALLER THAN HATE ETERNAL January 9th, 2008 at 3:07pm Axl Rosenberg This is getting ridiculous. -AR
Editorials 0 GENGHIS TRON ARE HUGE JOHN WINTHROP FANS January 2nd, 2008 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg Electrogrind masters Genghis Tron gave their fans a holiday gift […]
Black Collar Workers 130 SEBASTIAN BACH NEEDS TO SHUT THE F*CK UP January 2nd, 2008 at 10:46am Vince Neilstein Seriously, because every time he opens his mouth in the […]
Editorials 0 THESE GUYS ARE HUUGE IN GERMANY December 15th, 2007 at 12:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt Of course it’s impossible to revisit grunge without encountering the […]
Contests 150 WIN A FREE COPY OF HEAVY METAL THUNDER! December 14th, 2007 at 5:41pm Axl Rosenberg Be jealous of Sid Kaptsanel and “Frank,” the MetalSucks readers […]
Black Collar Workers 40 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON WILL BE THE LAST HURRAH FOR CDs November 28th, 2007 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein A recent article in the New York Post seemed to […]
Editorials 1 LED ZEPPELIN TOUR 2008 QUASI-ANNOUNCEMENT: LET THE RUMOR MILL BEGIN CHURNING November 20th, 2007 at 4:34pm Vince Neilstein The inevitable looks like it will come true; MTV.com reports […]
Cinemetal 1 THURSDAY HAVE A NEW ALBUM OUT? November 15th, 2007 at 2:16pm Vince Neilstein Apparently New Jersey screamo pioneers Thursday have a new album. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS PRESENT THE THURSDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: MAE – “THE OCEAN” November 15th, 2007 at 10:30am MetalSucks We usually just smoke ourselves silly and scream this song […]
Editorials 40 MESHUGGAH MADNESS November 13th, 2007 at 11:32am Vince Neilstein It’s that time again; the Meshuggah camp is starting to […]
Editorials 40 WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOUR ROCKSTAR EX-HUSBAND JEALOUS? APPEAR ON ANOTHER BAND’S ALBUM COVER! November 9th, 2007 at 10:39am Axl Rosenberg Marilyn Manson likes to put whatever chick he’s fucking at […]
50 TAKE A LEAK: DEMON HUNTER, STORM THE GATES OF HELL October 29th, 2007 at 2:29pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t listened to this album, and after hearing the […]
