Please Kill Me 190 METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AMON AMARTH ARE THE [VI]KINGS! April 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein If you’d’ve told me in 1993 that some Swedish metal […]
Metal Mets 210 DWIGHT GOODEN WILL BE ON CELEBRITY REHAB SEASON 5! March 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Ah, Spring! That magical time of year when the sun […]
Everyone's Replaceable 220 COREY TAYLOR HIRES T-SHIRT TO BE NEW PUBLICIST March 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Whoops. Pic is apparently photoshopped. Thanks to our readers […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 80 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: GIVING CREDIT TO THINGS THAT DON’T HOPELESSLY SUCK February 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 360 LOBBING JÄGER BOMBS AT BEST BUY February 18th, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez The unbearable brutality of winter (and the company of a […]
Br00tal-lists 340 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP FIFTEEN HARDCORE ALBUMS OF 2010* December 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2010 has been one hell of a year for yours […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 740 ROCK ‘N ROLL HALL OF LAME September 30th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF Okay, let’s imagine you’re at a party on the beach, […]
Br00tal-lists 140 RE-LIVE HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS! August 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Didja hear? July 19-23 was Hair Metal Week on MetalSucks […]
Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
Editorials 500 WHAT IS IT WITH DRUMMERS WEARING BASKETBALL JERSEYS? June 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Why is it that drummers have a habit of wearing […]
...And F*ck You Too 490 THESE TWO DESERVE ONE ANOTHER March 10th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You all know Dale “Rage” Resteghini, right? He’s the music […]
New Stuff 120 WELL I’LL BE DAMNED: SLASH ACTUALLY RELEASED TWO GOOD SONGS IN ONE DAY March 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Between his suicide-inducingly awful rape of “Paradise City,” his unveiling […]
Rampant Rumors 100 UPDATE: DOES ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC HAVE A NEW RELEASE DATE? September 23rd, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Directly from Megaforce: “No truth to it.” Sorry, kids. […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 290 TEARGARDEN BY KALEIDYSCOPE: IT’S LIKE A KOALA BEAR CRAPPED A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN September 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez I became a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins the minute […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 BREAKING NEWS: LARS ULRICH AND AXL ROSE AREN’T NICE DUDES July 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten multiple e-mails from peeps about this interview The […]
Exclusive 130 EXCLUSIVE: DALLAS & DOC COYLE GIVE A TRACK-BY-TRACK BREAKDOWN OF GOD FORBID’S EARTHSBLOOD February 24th, 2009 at 12:08pm MetalSucks As you are (hopefully) already aware, God Forbid’s latest opus, […]
Br00tal-lists 290 AXL ROSENBERG’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was the best of times, it was the worst […]
