Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
The Webernets 560 DAVE LOMBARDO SAID WHAT?! January 7th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You know we have nothing but respect for Dave Lombardo, […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 130 AIRBOURNE FAIL AT GRAMMAR January 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I, for one, happen to like Airbourne. Much like Doc […]
Br00tal-lists 860 AXL ROSENBERG’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone who says 2009 wasn’t an amazing year for metal […]
Black Collar Workers 540 APPLE MAKES A PLAY FOR THE MUSIC CLOUD December 14th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A less forward-thinking company might shirk at the prospect of […]
Editorials 1350 THE BIRDS AND THE BEES OF METAL December 14th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee, Ph.D. of Invisible Oranges would like to know […]
Haterade 740 (HED)P.E. HAVE A NEW VIDEO. LULZ! December 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Rejected by even the lowest also-ran nu-metal mooks, (hed)p.e. have […]
New Stuff 220 THE BINARY CODE WANT TO TELL YOU A “STORY” December 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh boy oh boy. We’re less than a week away […]
Contests 880 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK! December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that if you eat before you start […]
Editorials 940 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO THAT “ELOQUENT” VILLAGE VOICE WRITER December 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks From time to time in the past we’ve exchanged e-mails […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 570 THE DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT’S ADDICTED: THE REVIEW November 17th, 2009 at 9:30am MetalSucks Devin Townsend has been crawling up the hill to public […]
Interviews 120 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BTBAM’S DAN BRIGGS November 16th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Between the Buried and Me bassist Dan Briggs currently holds […]
Oh Don Piano! 120 WHITE LI-YAWN November 9th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I always forget that current Megadeth bassist James Lomenzo used […]
Interviews 80 RUSSIAN CIRCLES / THESE ARMS ARE SNAKES BASSIST BRIAN COOK: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW November 3rd, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Instru-metallers Russian Circles’ new album Geneva is out now. Even […]
Music Dorkery 480 CHIMAIRACROSTIC October 29th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Today I want to talk about acrostics. For those of […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE TOUR BLOG FROM BISON B.C.’S DAN AND (PART I) October 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We loved the last tour blog that Bison B.C.’s Dan […]
Interviews 150 ATTENTION CASHIER: JUCIFER’S AMBER VALENTINE IS NOT A METH-HEAD October 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Since 1993, the furious duo of Amber Valentine and Edgar […]
Exclusive 530 THE MASTODON BEARD October 26th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [Writer and musician Tres Crow comes to us from the […]
Rob Halford Doesn't Like Girls, But Rich Hallford Does 990 RICH HALLFORD October 21st, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Even metal heads need dating advice. That’s what Rich Hallford […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 1130 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: CORMORANT’S ARTHUR VON NAGEL KEEPS IT IN THE FAMILY October 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So I was working on the proper follow-up to my […]