Readers' Choice 1140 REASONS WE HAVE NOT YET JIZZED ALL OVER PAINTED IN EXILE January 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well here’s a fun, intelligent, and above all else, exceedingly […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 BBQ + TNT + COC = SXSW ’11 January 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Oops! I recently popped a Woodroe when I was informed […]
Viral Vomit 450 ASIAN GIRL IN BRA AND PANTIES RUBS HER VAGINA AGAINST A GUITAR January 4th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I don’t think there’s any way I can make […]
Cinemetal 110 OMNIUM GATHERUM TAKE YOU ON A “SOUL JOURNEY” WITH WOEFULLY EPIC NEW SONG January 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Before Mar De Grises were the new Insomnium, Omnium Gatherium […]
Poll 660 POLL: WILL DREAM THEATER’S NEW PORTNOY-LESS ALBUM RULE OR DROOL??? January 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein While we were gone for the holidays, Mike Portnoy asked […]
New Stuff 80 ABYSMAL DAWN IMPALE AARDVARK BABIES January 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Abysmal Dawn released the sick cover art for their new […]
New Stuff 40 GREAT GREBER January 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Back in November, I praised Greber, the new, guitarless grind […]
New Stuff 110 SON OF AURELIUS ARE MAKING NEW MUSIC January 3rd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Son of Aurelius, another band that rose to prominence last […]
Cinemetal 210 DIMMU BORGIR, DIMMU BORGIR DIMMU BORGIR? DIMMU BORGIR DIMMU BORGIR, DIMMU BORGIR DIMMU BORGIR! January 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg While we were having a life instead of watching terrible […]
New Stuff 60 KEITH MERROW RELEASES THE FIRST METAL ALBUM OF 2011 January 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Solo instrumentalist / one-man band mastermind Keith Merrow — whose […]
New Stuff 120 A LIFE ONCE BOOTLEGGED January 3rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Someone who claims to have heard the new A Life […]
Music Dorkery 410 KVELERTAK KVELERTRANSLATED January 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If, like me, you’ve been listening to Kvelertak’s Kvelertak all […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 DO’H! ROSE FUNORAL TO RELEASE NEW MUSIC IN 2011 January 3rd, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein I’m back from my holiday trip to smokey Amsterdam and […]
Admin 90 HAPPY F*CKING NEW YEAR!!! January 1st, 2011 at 12:00am MetalSucks -Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 2010: THE CAT’S IN THE BAG AND THE BAG’S IN THE RIVER December 31st, 2010 at 2:00pm Anso DF We bid fuck off to 2010 tonight ,and that’s sad […]
\m/ 260 END YOUR 2010 WITH A FREE RELAPSE RECORDS SAMPLER December 30th, 2010 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg In brief: Relapse is offering a free sampler for download […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 100 SATURDAY SONGS TO GROOVE TO December 25th, 2010 at 1:45pm Kip Wingerschmidt In this here year of 2010, when the fit hit […]
\m/ 160 HO F*CKING HO December 25th, 2010 at 8:00am Axl Rosenberg Merry Christmas to all of our readers who, y’know. Celebrate […]
Abstract Theory 300 ABSTRACT THEORY WITH THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S A.J. MINETTE: CREATIVE LIMITATION, PART I December 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The great composer Igor Stravinsky once said, “My freedom will […]
The Webernets 150 2010: METAL INJECTION’S YEAR IN SUCK + BAZ ON BOOZE December 21st, 2010 at 11:38am Vince Neilstein Our bros from another ho at Metal Injection have put […]
