Music Dorkery 560 SORRY, DUDES, BUT THESE AIN’T ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 6th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was elated to see all the recommendations for good […]
Viral Vomit 110 DRAGONFORCE ARE SO FAR AWAAAAAAAY January 6th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein I don’t think anyone’s ever proclaimed that Dragonforce are a […]
New Stuff 150 SO, ABOUT THIS NEW TRAP THEM JOINT January 6th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Much has been made on this site about Trap Them, […]
...And F*ck You Too 270 OH, JUST, F*CK OFF, SEPULTURA January 6th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I can’t even fucking believe this. Max Cavalera has been […]
New Stuff 230 CHECK OUT THE NEW SYLOSIS TRACK NOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU January 6th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Our email inboxes have been blowing up since Monday with […]
Interviews 70 THE FUNERAL PYRE’S JOHN STRACHAN: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks With Southern California black metallers The Funeral Pyre making this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 WE’RE LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE RELEASE OF NYC SUCKS!!! January 5th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are in the process of putting the […]
Vicious Vacation 160 HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT SARS AND LEARNED TO LOVE HORSE MEAT January 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I went to Hong Kong on my Christmas vacation. How’s […]
The Webernets 450 KEVIN STEWART-PANKO IS STILL THE BRAVEST MAN IN METAL, NOW DEFENDING CRYPTOPSY’S THE UNSPOKEN KING January 5th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last month we told you about “Justify Your Shitty Taste,” […]
Freeloader 20 FREELOADER: MORTIFEROUS SCORN’S MASOCHISTIC THERAPY January 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
New Stuff 30 FROM EXILE DESCEND INTO “THE GREAT BELOW” January 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve known for awhile now that Atlanta’s From Exile were […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 ONE YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IN 2010: HONCHO’S BATTLE OF WITS January 5th, 2011 at 11:30am Gary Suarez In the latter months of 2010, I got reacquainted and […]
Viral Vomit 110 MOSH OF THE PENGUINS January 5th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clever headline for a post about a viral video of […]
New Stuff 290 CHILDREN OF BODOM ARE “WORTH IT” January 5th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So Children of Bodom were nice enough to release a […]
Album of the Day 710 ALBUM OF THE DAY: CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT SOUNDTRACK January 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Sergeant D There are basically three things I care about in this […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
Tweet Twat 100 HEAVEN SHALL BURN ARE A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER January 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I never pay attention to trending topics on Twitter, because […]
What the...?? 250 WATAIN ARE F*CKING CRAZY January 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The fact that Watain are not, like so many of […]
Cinemetal 140 KORPIKLANNI: HOW DO YOU F*CK UP A VIDEO ABOUT TEQUILA? January 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Korpiklanni have released a video for their new single, “Tequila,” […]
