Editorials 1 COMPLETE TRACK LISTING FOR ROCK BAND VIDEO GAME REVEALED! November 5th, 2007 at 2:37pm Vince Neilstein You guys are gonna be happy with this — the […]
Cinemetal 50 MAN FARTS ALONG TO OZZY’S “CRAZY TRAIN” WITH HIS HANDS November 2nd, 2007 at 2:11pm Vince Neilstein I don’t know what’s more amazing, the fact that this […]
Editorials 50 SONG LIST FOR ROCK BAND VIDEO GAME IS HEADBANGER FRIENDLY October 30th, 2007 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein The song list to the upcoming video game Rock Band […]
Editorials 30 TOP 10 METAL STARS TO DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN October 29th, 2007 at 11:49am Axl Rosenberg If you’re one of those people who a) doesn’t think […]
Reviews 1 CAGE RELEASES KING DIAMOND TRIBUTE TRACK October 18th, 2007 at 2:37pm Vince Neilstein Do you like your metal fast and furious, NWOBHM and […]
Cinemetal 110 DOKAKA: NOT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR POOP October 18th, 2007 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know much about Dokaka other than the fact […] http://www.metalcovenant.com/humor/dokaka_angel_of_death.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Editorials 100 THE 50 BEST WAYS TO PISS OFF A METALHEAD October 12th, 2007 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg 1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. […]
Editorials 20 IT’S OFFICIAL: CARCASS TO REUNITE FOR WACKEN OPEN AIR FESTIVAL October 5th, 2007 at 3:01pm Axl Rosenberg Well well well, I guess it wasn’t too soon to […]
Editorials 70 THIS GUITAR HERO III TRACK LISTING SHOULD MAKE METALHEADS HAPPY September 24th, 2007 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein The Syndicate has reported the final track listing for the […]
Editorials 50 DAVE PETERS’ CALL FOR PEACE AMONGST METALHEADS August 1st, 2007 at 10:29am Axl Rosenberg In what I’m sure is an effort to promote the […]
Editorials 0 DOWNLOAD THESE DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL VIDEOS June 12th, 2007 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Though we weren’t able to attend this year’s legendary Download […]
Editorials 0 BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! June 12th, 2007 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg So apparently Matt Tuck and the boys in Bullet for […]
Editorials 100 WHAT IF WHITFIELD CRANE JOINED ANTHRAX? June 1st, 2007 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg Ever since I did Anthrax’s orgasm-inducing We’ve Come for You […]
Editorials 0 LARS ULRICH TALKS SMACK ABOUT THE ROLLING STONES May 30th, 2007 at 2:10pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a few days late on this one, but it’s […]
Editorials 50 THE F**KING CHAMPS F**KING ROCK May 18th, 2007 at 1:48pm Vince Neilstein Hailing from San Francisco, the syntactically-challenged Fucking Champs (are they […]
Editorials 20 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS DUDE’S HAIR? May 17th, 2007 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg Linkin Suck are on track to sell close to 600,000 […]
Cinemetal 1 VIDEO OF THE DAY: SOILWORK LIVE AT OZZFEST 2005 May 14th, 2007 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein Axl and I were at this show, and let me […]
Editorials 1 SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU PAY YOUR BANDS April 9th, 2007 at 12:04pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Chimaira announced from the stage that they’ll be […]
Editorials 20 BLAZE BAYLEY IS MORE METAL THAN BRUCE DICKINSON – AND HE CAN PROVE IT! March 26th, 2007 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg Blaze Bayley, in what seems to be yet another attempt […]
Editorials 6000 SUCKIN PARK RIP-OFF A REAL METAL BAND March 6th, 2007 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg In a posting on the MySpace page of his “hip-hop” […]
