Moppet Metal 0 Kids React to Mötley Crüe July 17th, 2017 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg “I have never seen a band that crazy, in my whole entire seven years of life.”
Black Collar Workers 0 These are the Best Selling Metal and Hard Rock Albums of 2017 Thus Far July 7th, 2017 at 2:31pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Metallica, Metallica, and not Megadeth.
Br00tal-lists 0 These are Ozzy Osbourne’s Ten Favorite Metal Albums June 26th, 2017 at 4:05pm Axl Rosenberg Hey! These choices aren’t totally bonkers!!!
Pummeling Politics 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Wonders When “Petulant Cunt” Donald Trump Will “Just Fucking Get Impeached Already” June 9th, 2017 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg Donald = shit.
Punishing Pictorials 0 In Honor of National Doughnut Day, Here are Famous Metal Album Covers Reimagined with Doughnuts June 2nd, 2017 at 2:34pm MetalSucks Here, dough nuts.
Senior Slayers 0 Video: Elders React to Rammstein May 6th, 2017 at 3:08pm Axl Rosenberg And they found it totally normal and not at all noteworthy… NOT!
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Deftones’ Chino Moreno is More Mobile on a Broken Foot Than Most Singers are Without One May 3rd, 2017 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this footage of him performing with the injury and marvel.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Deftones’ Chino Moreno Breaks Foot, Cancels Show May 1st, 2017 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein The band vows they will only have to cancel this one show.
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Celebrities React to Babymetal May 1st, 2017 at 9:51am Axl Rosenberg Includes Paul Scheer, Regina Hall, Aisha Tyler, and more.
Events 0 TOMORROW: MetalSucks Presents DEAD Talks, #1: Slayer’s Reign in Blood March 15th, 2017 at 1:37pm MetalSucks Tickets are just ten bucks, and all proceeds will be donated to the Brennan Center for Justice.
...And F*ck You Too 0 All That Remains Vocalist Phil Labonte Calls Toilet Ov Hell Editor “a Fucking F*ggot” January 23rd, 2017 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg The level of intellectual discourse here is really astounding, huh?
Black Collar Workers 0 These Were the 22 Highest-Selling Metal Albums of 2016 January 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Metallica, and Metallica.
Pummeling Politics 0 Max and Igor Cavalera: Trump is “The Biggest Joke Ever” December 21st, 2016 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein “The guy is a liar and corrupt. He has really screwed a lot of people in his lifetime and I think he’s gonna do a lot of bad stuff.”
This Sucks 0 There Will Be No Heavy Montreal in 2017 :( :( :( December 7th, 2016 at 1:50pm Vince Neilstein They they already have dates set for 2018!
This Sucks 0 Giraffe Tongue Orchestra Cancel Tour Dates After Brent Hinds Breaks Leg November 28th, 2016 at 9:35am Vince Neilstein Hinds will not be going the Dave Grohl / Axl Rose route; his leg requires surgery.
Pummeling Politics 0 Obituary Bassist on Trump’s Plans for Mexico Wall: “What’s Wrong with Protecting Your Borders?” November 16th, 2016 at 9:44am Vince Neilstein “He says stupid things. Hillary’s actually done stupid things that actually hurt and has killed people. And with Hillary, you’re gonna get four more years of Obama, and I don’t want that.”
MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for November 8-14, 2016 November 14th, 2016 at 9:24am MetalSucks System of a Down’s new album plans for 2017, Martin Shkreli holding out on unreleased Nirvana music, the upcoming Slayer comic, and the metal community reacts to the election of Donald Trump!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week November 11th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Metallica, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Warner Bros. Records Cashing In, Releasing Avenged Sevenfold Greatest Hits Collection October 21st, 2016 at 1:19pm Axl Rosenberg Hail to the ka-ching.
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 AxFacts: The History Behind MetalSucks’ Most Cherished Meme, Part 1 October 17th, 2016 at 2:45pm MetalSucks Chain sets out to shed light on the elaborate history of one of our most cherished memes.
