Upcoming Bullsh*t 190 GOROD GOT GUITAROD July 8th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’s funny how two different sets of human ears can […]
Cinemetal 90 CHUCK BILLY IS THE PLANET SMASHER July 7th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein West Coast be damned, I’ll be mighty disappointed if Devin […]
The Webernets 1500 THIS GUY HATES ALL THE BANDS WE LIKE June 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The funniest is when people make assumptions about the reasons […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
The Webernets 100 THE NUMBER OF THE AXL April 21st, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Google’s search algorithm is a funny thing. For example, I […]
Tour de Force 210 A WHOLE LOTTA DEVIN TOWNSEND NEWS April 5th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg 2009 was a pretty awesome year to be a Devin […]
Contests 340 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: METALSUCKS GOES HOLLYWOOD March 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Longtime MS devotee Discipleofthewatch and her boyfriend recently took a […]
Contests 7560 TELL US THE SCARIEST HEADLINE YOU COULD EVER SEE ON METALSUCKS, WIN A GUITAR FROM IBANEZ AND JOB FOR A COWBOY! March 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Modern death metal masters Job for a Cowboy are kicking […]
The Webernets 80 THE NUMBER OF THE VINCE, PART DEUX March 18th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince comes home Sunday! Next week he should be blogging […]
The Webernets 70 THE NUMBER OF THE VINCE March 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you miss Vince’s regular contributions to MS while he’s […]
The Hard R 430 THE HARD R: ALL ABOUT PLUS March 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Congrats to Ziltoid and Grover XIII for entering the blogger […]
Contests 420 SCION NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST: THE POLLS ARE OPEN! February 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Last month we told you about the Scion No Label […]
Show Reviews 520 SUPER ORGASM TOUR COMES JUST A LITTLE TOO SOON February 1st, 2010 at 2:31pm Axl Rosenberg This bootleg footage of Saturday night’s show brought to you […]
Power Metal Party 230 COMMUNICATING COMMUNIC TO THE [NOT QUITE] POWER METAL FAITHFUL January 29th, 2010 at 12:05pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday’s commentary on the disappointing new Raintime single had two […]
Tour de Force 650 IWRESTLEDTHEDILLINGERESCAPEPLANONCE January 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a scenario about which I often wonder. Let’s say […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 890 DEVIN TOWNSEND AND THE METAL GOSPEL January 15th, 2010 at 9:28am Anso DF Like everybody, I have metalphobes in my family and the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
Contests 2230 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 10-PACK OF CDs FROM PROSTHETIC RECORDS November 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to all five winners of last week’s funny photo […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 230 GRATUITOUS SELF-PROMOTION November 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks For all of you who want nothing to do with […]
Readers' Choice 330 READER-SUGGESTED CHICK METAL, PART 1: LUDICRA November 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I solicited suggestions for awesome bands with female […]