Tim Lambesis Trial 0 Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch Has Some Thoughts About As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis May 22nd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Includes the abbreviation “LOL.”
Barbarous Book Club 0 Axl Rosenberg’s Former Assistant Wrote A Tell-All Book May 5th, 2014 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus NSFW
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Haven’t They Considered A Position In The Exciting Field Of Metal? January 31st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks They’re not metal but should be.
Admin 0 MetalSucks’ Top 25 Most Popular Stories of 2013 January 2nd, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks One final listicle for 2013.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: 24 Hour Re-Vote Begins Now!!! October 28th, 2013 at 12:08am MetalSucks If you’re confused as to why this is happening, read this.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists Announced!!! October 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now on who should win!!!
Not Quite Metal? 0 Hip-Hop Sextet World’s Fair is Down with… Burzum? September 5th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today in “HUH?”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 David Draiman Thinks You Can’t Read Good August 1st, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg People think he has beef with Lemmy; this is somehow the internet’s fault.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Successfully Underwent Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery July 19th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg To the victors go the spoils…
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1-4: Metallica Vs. Impending Doom, Slipknot Vs. Coal Chamber, Avenged Sevenfold Vs. Burzum, Arch Enemy Vs. Rings of Saturn July 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Disgraced legends! Bands in silly costumes! Racists! Which is least-deserving of all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Editorials 0 This is a Reggae Dub Cover of Burzum’s “Det Som Engang Var” May 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Today in Things That We Never Knew We Didn’t Need.
Editorials 0 Deafheaven’s New Song is Even Better Than Your “Dream House” May 6th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein An incredible new song from the two-man post-everything outfit.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wanted Pancakes January 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Homophobia! Racism!! Adorable children!!! Top stories from the first real news cycle of 2013!!!!!
Cinemetal 0 They Have White Trash in Norway? January 11th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg They do! And douchebags, too, apparently!
Reviews 0 Von’s Satanic Blood: Black Black Black Black No. 1 November 8th, 2012 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar We review the black metal pioneers’ long-awaited new album.
The Webernets 0 BLACK METAL SONGS REIMAGINED AS SURF ROCK October 10th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think they get to enjoy a lot of […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE MISSED SOME CONNECTIONS May 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 METALHEADS: CUT THE SH*T AND STOP SUPPORTING BURZUM July 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Nobody should have been surprised. Varg Vikernes’ odious, conspiratorial, anti-Semitic […]
