Show Reviews 0 RIGHT NOW! MetalSucks Live-Blogs Devin Townsend’s Retinal Circus Extravaganza! Join Us! October 27th, 2012 at 2:30pm Anso DF It was Devin Townsend’s historic multi-media super-concert live from London! We were watching! You were watching! Live it all (again) via our bubbly, blubbery live-blog!
Cinemetal 0 TEN INADVERTENTLY HILARIOUS THINGS ABOUT THE NEW FOZZY VIDEO October 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fozzy have released a video for “Sandpaper,” the song they […]
The Webernets 0 DEVIN TOWNSEND INTERVIEWS HIMSELF October 1st, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein In a miracle of science, the strapping young lads at […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: AUGUST 28, 2012 August 28th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks Hey there, seekers of fresh heavy, hard, harvy, and head […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 DEVIN TOWNSEND IS KINDA FREAKING OUT LOL July 17th, 2012 at 2:30pm Anso DF You don’t need to be a world-class music journalimist to […]
Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S MARCH 2012 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) – PART 2 June 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell To recap: March 2012 was FUCKING STELLAR!!! Here’s the first […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #6: GENE HOGLAN (EVERY BAND DAVE WITTE OR KEVIN TALLEY ISN’T IN) March 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine The Top 25 […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 470 DEVIN TOWNSEND IS A CASUALTY OF COOL, ANNOUNCES ANOTHER RECORD IN THE WORKS February 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein That we adore Devin Townsend here at MetalSucks is no […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 380 “INSANITY IS AN EASY PLACE TO HIDE”: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS SPECTACLE, METAL, AND 2012 IN A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE December 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Sitting opposite Devin Townsend, I am […]
Br00tal-lists 1080 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART I November 28th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF LACUNA COIL, TRAPPED UNDER ICE, ALLEGAEON, CULTED, […]
Interviews 310 SOME SOUND ADVICE FOR BANDS STRAIGHT FROM OUTERLOOP MANAGEMENT OWNER MIKE MOWERY September 23rd, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks When I first began making my list of all the […]
Ask Oderus 120 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS MAN-HANDLES ANOTHER ROUND OF YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS! September 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Ye ask, and ye shall receive; you asked Gwar’s Oderus […]
Reviews 390 THREE ENTRIES OF 2011 EXCELLENCE: GLORIOR BELLI, WHITEHORSE, AND MITOCHONDRION September 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The thing driving traditionalists crazy is the fact that there’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 180 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE MAY 3, 2011 EDITION May 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vic Vaughn New releases from Wormrot (available for free download!), Before the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 390 WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU, PART DEUX April 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Apparently, plagiarizing a concept executed far more effectively by an […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 YES, LET US ALL SCREAM BLUE MURDER March 4th, 2011 at 12:40pm Anso DF Though a blockbuster success, Whitesnake’s self-titled (or 1987) record doesn’t […]
\m/ 320 THE MOST METAL HORSES IN THE WORLD February 24th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, here was a fun e-mail to get from the […]
