Metal Merch 0 These “Heavy Metal Heroes” Valentine’s Day Cards are the Most Metal Way to Shower Your Boo with Love February 9th, 2016 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein The perfect gift for that special metal someone in your life.
Metal Legacies 0 Lemmy’s Funeral is Going to be Broadcast on the Web January 6th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus No worries if you can’t make it out to the Sunset Strip.
Metal Mets 0 Get Excite: The Metal Mets Begin the World Series TONIGHT!!! October 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein What to expect in this match-up of historically championship-starved teams?
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are Eight Tribute Albums That Are Actually Good September 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, kid, you like hastily-recorded covers? We got hastily-recorded covers.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13 – 16: Clown Vs. Jeffrey Hatrix, Giorgos Germenis Vs. Bronson Ellery, Axel Rudi Pell Vs. David DeFeis, Lucas Mann Vs. Jon Leon August 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The beginning of this bracket continues to offer nuthin’ but […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 23, 2015 June 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund In here: All 56 of today’s heavy new releases! 55 of them aren’t gross!
This Sucks 0 Craig Gruber, Original Bassist of Rainbow, Dies at 63 May 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus RIP
New Stuff 0 Are You Down with the Von Hertzen Brothers? March 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This band could be really cool with just a few slight adjustments.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Men Without ‘Rat’s: A Tale of Voivod’s Unlikely 1991 Collaborator February 25th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF Bonus: A fond remembrance of Denis “Piggy” D’Amour
...And F*ck You Too 0 And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullsh*t “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are… December 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nominees include Slipknot, Anthrax, Mastodon, Motörhead, and, uh, Tenacious D.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Against Me’s Laura Jane Grace Calls Former Bandmate and New Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg a Bag of Poop September 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only she didn’t phrase it as “a bag of poop,” if you know what I mean.
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: 5 For Friday At 5 July 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What jams will start your weekend?
Friggin' Danzig 0 Austin Music Commission Considers Erecting Statue of Danzig Riding a Dragon June 3rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Not a troll (not by us, anyway)!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 1, 2014 April 1st, 2014 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Austrian Death Machine, Pilgrim, Nux Vomica, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Melvins’ King Buzzo is Not a Fan of Dave Grohl March 27th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The Melvins’ founder tells a six minute story about the Foo Fighters mainman at a show in Chicago.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Motörhead and Saxon’s Biff Byford Cover Rainbow’s “Starstruck” February 25th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If I’m high on a hill, I’m probably high on something else, too.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Cult Of Fire’s Late Early Entry For Best Of 2013 2014 Honors December 2nd, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF We’ve stopped stopping you for this year — and started starting you on your Best-Of-2014 list!