Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja Meets the Great Thor-nholio July 29th, 2021 at 10:17am Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods.
Breaking the Law 0 Iced Earth’s Jon Schaffer Says Inmates Threw Feces at Him in Jail July 23rd, 2021 at 3:09pm Vince Neilstein New court records have surfaced as Schaffer awaits trial for his role in the January 6 U.S. Capitol riots.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Stu Block Returns to Into Eternity After Quitting Iced Earth July 20th, 2021 at 10:13am Vince Neilstein The vocalist left Into Eternity to join Iced Earth in 2013.
Pummeling Politics 0 Danko Jones Says Iced Earth Is “a Fake Band” and Jon Schaffer Is “a White Nationalist Piece of Dog Dung” March 22nd, 2021 at 9:37am Axl Rosenberg Racist fans rushed to Schaffer’s defense.
Pummeling Politics 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor and Jay Weinberg Express Solidarity with Protestors June 1st, 2020 at 11:22am Vince Neilstein Taylor broke his nearly year-long social media fast, saying, “Fight injustice. Fight racism. Fight oppression.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Staind’s Aaron Lewis Says Trump Impeachment “Couldn’t Have Been More Unconstitutional” February 16th, 2020 at 11:25am MetalSucks “If I offend you with my point of view, then good — you need something to snap out of this slumber.”
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Corey Taylor Used to Work in a Porn Shop January 12th, 2019 at 9:42am Vince Neilstein He wrote Slipknot lyrics while on the job.
Editorials 0 Jered Threatin’s True Identity and History Revealed November 14th, 2018 at 12:03pm Vince Neilstein The history behind the man that conned a European tour and enraptured the metal world.
Tour de Force 0 Clutch Announce Tour with Sevendust and Tyler Bryant & The Shakedown June 19th, 2018 at 11:29am Vince Neilstein An interesting match!
Editorials 0 A Slightly More Nuanced, Moderately Less Angry Response to Phil Labonte’s Argument Against Stricter Gun Control Laws February 20th, 2018 at 4:36pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry not sorry.
Pummeling Politics 0 All That Remains’ Phil Labonte Speaks Out Against Gun Control February 19th, 2018 at 2:07pm Axl Rosenberg “Nurse! Get the microscopic! I can’t find this guy’s dick!!!”
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Rangers Still Contending, Yeo Picks Up St.Louis, The Habs’ New Coach, and the Coyotes Still Suck February 17th, 2017 at 11:45am Vincent Romanelli It’s February and the ice is heating up!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 10: Everyone is Beatable. Except the Cowboys. November 14th, 2016 at 11:14am MetalSucks Plus: the Titans and Seahawks both look good, and the Eagles edge out the Falcons in the battle of the birds.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 4, 2016 November 4th, 2016 at 12:46am Anso DF 60+ heavy new releases now playing in here. Sick Of It All, Thomas Giles, HammerFall, Dark Tranquillity, Attila, MYR, and tons more.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Victory, Not Beauty September 28th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Carolina Panthers remain undefeated, the Giants are relieved to land their first win of the season, the 49ers are a damn mess, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 17, 2015 March 17th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund This week’s Heavy New Releases tip: The album with pyramids on its cover is not by the band called Pyramids!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 14, 2014 October 14th, 2014 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund 64 heavy new releases. At least ten you love. Minimum.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Top Super-Low Riffs September 12th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Let’s get low before we go get high :)
Tour de Force 0 The Deicide/Septicflesh Tour Gets ANOTHER Lineup Change, Dates August 11th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’ll trade you a Marduk for an Abysmal Dawn and an Inquisition.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Fourteen Non-Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks All she wants is to break your walls.
