Metal Merch 0 VILIPEND HEART LARS ULRICH August 27th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it possible for something to be true, hilarious, and […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 LARS ULRICH PLAYS THE SOUL REBELS’ RUSTY TROMBONE July 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If I wanted to make the below video sound enticing, […]
Cinemetal 0 LARS ULRICH PREPARES HIS EMMY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRAILER FOR HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN RELEASED March 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It was just about a year ago that we learned […]
...And F*ck You Too 400 APPARENTLY, LARS ULRICH HASN’T EVEN HEARD “THE VIEW” October 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Lars Ulrich has a history of saying really dumb shit […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 Lars Ulrich’s Mouth Is Still Writing Checks His Music Can’t Cash October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
Metal in the Media 580 HOWARD STERN INTERVIEWS LARS ULRICH: “ARE YOU A GREAT DRUMMER OR NOT?” September 15th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was just talking with a friend earlier this week […]
Cinemetal 400 I GUESS LARS ULRICH WON’T BE WINNING THAT EMMY AFTER ALL March 25th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh my gosh Lars Ulrich is such a dummy. All […]
Cinemetal 160 MASTER THESPIAN LARS ULRICH JOINS NICOLE KIDMAN/CLIVE OWEN DRAMA March 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of heavy metal peeps and HBO: according to Deadline, […]
Tour de Force 1060 LARS ULRICH EXPLAINS WHY WE’RE ONLY GETTING ONE BIG 4 SHOW IN THE U.S. January 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday The Big 4 finally announced a U.S. show, […]
Editorials 1070 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON THE FORMAT WARS – WHERE SONY, LARS ULRICH AND THE RIAA DO BATTLE AGAINST THE FACELESS INTERNET AND REALLY, REALLY LOSE. January 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I was in sunny Los Angeles a few weeks ago. […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 440 DAVE LOMBARDO WANTS TO SCHOOL LARS ULRICH November 20th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg From a Rhythm magazine interview with Dave Lombardo that I […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 BREAKING NEWS: LARS ULRICH AND AXL ROSE AREN’T NICE DUDES July 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten multiple e-mails from peeps about this interview The […]
Cinemetal 160 GAME SHOWS ARE METAL, PART 2: LARS ULRICH ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? March 19th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And you can watch Dave Mustaine on Jeopardy here. PART […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 370 OH, SNAP: KIP WINGER INSULTS LARS ULRICH December 30th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks’ own Kip Wingerschmidt and the ballerina turned cock rawk […]
What the...?? 150 LARS ULRICH LOOKS JUST LIKE MICHAEL KEATON November 25th, 2008 at 4:26pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks Maniac “Wanga” sent in the below picture with the […]
Exclusive 220 LARS ULRICH’S TIPS FOR APPEARING TALLER THAN YOU REALLY ARE September 11th, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks You can’t be a rawk gawd if you’re a fucking […]
Editorials 130 MORE BULLSH*T RHETORIC FROM METALLICA’S LARS ULRICH January 9th, 2008 at 11:51am Vince Neilstein In a recent interview with Revolver magazine, art-aficionado, download-hater and […]
Editorials 1 LARS ULRICH RECEIVED BLOWJOBS UNDER STAGE DURING BASS SOLOS July 12th, 2007 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein As a child of 11, guitarist Kirk Hammett watched in […]
Editorials 0 LARS ULRICH TALKS SMACK ABOUT THE ROLLING STONES May 30th, 2007 at 2:10pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a few days late on this one, but it’s […]
Editorials 0 LARS ULRICH: NO NEW METALLICA ALBUM UNTIL 2008 March 5th, 2007 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg As Metallica prepares to embark upon their second “Escape from […]