Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2016 February 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Get a few dozen heavy new releases or Common will be forced to educate you on the value of art: Nightwish, Hypno5e, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, After The Burial, Monster Truck and tons more
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Unmissable Magic Metal Moments (aka “Shut up! This Is The Best Part!”) February 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You’d shush fucking Jesus Christ just to catch these one-off moments.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
News Round-Up 0 News Round-Up: Rob Zombie Fights the MPAA, Lamb of God Fights Litigious Fans, Blaze Bayley Fights Class and Good Taste December 25th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also: Deftones, Bumblefoot, Deafheaven, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Phil Boozeman’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Phil Boozeman Fit For An Autopsy! The Black Dahlia Murder! Lamb of God!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 20, 2015 November 20th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Heavy new releases aiming to sneak onto your 2015 Best list. Total Abuse, Abhorrent, Manegarm, Turbid North, Ramleh, Ektomorf, Contrarian, much more.
\m/ 0 The Last Metal Critic Pt. 2 October 15th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even barbaricore, bro?
Cinemetal 0 Sock Puppet Pantera Do the ’90s Video Parody Surprisingly Well September 1st, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus The new parody video showcases — wait, is that actually Vinnie Paul?
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Metal Etiquette 0 Vinnie Paul Thinks Rebel Flag Controversy is Bullsh*t, Pantera’s Merch Company Does Not July 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus You might have missed your chance to buy the ‘Hesher Dream’ T-shirt before your brother’s wedding.
Lolz 0 Mayhem Fest Co-Founder Backpedals Furiously On His ‘Metal Is Selfish, Bald, Old’ Comments July 10th, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus We just don’t know how hard it is, apparently.
This Sucks 0 Falling in Reverse’s Ronnie Radke Accused of Taking Part in Gang Rape June 5th, 2015 at 2:40pm Emperor Rhombus Jesus.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Awful, Annoying Sounds Ever Recorded May 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bad moments in awesome music. Get ready to cringe.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dude Drops $5K For A Songwriting Session With Dave Mustaine, Disappoints Parents April 30th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Because why spend money on someone that’s NOT a racist loudmouth?
Br00tal-lists 0 Sammy O’Hagar’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014 December 2nd, 2014 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Behemoth! Tombs! Mastodon!
Br00tal-lists 0 Chuck & Godless’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014 December 2nd, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Wovenwar! Anaal Nathrakh! Black Crown Initiate!
Reviews 0 The Banner’s Greying Does Not Sound the Way You’d Imagine November 21st, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks Stay tuned for quick follow-ups Balding and Combing Over… or, you know, not.
Interviews 0 Exclusive Interview: Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Talks Bloodstones & Diamonds November 6th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks We discuss his writing process, new MH bassist Jared MacEachern, the state of the music industry, and much, much more.
Metal Merch 0 Twerkgate Continues: Mastodon Plan Twerk-tastic Halloween Shirt October 6th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Shake shake shake it like a Polaroid picture…
