Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg By the time you read this, I will be at […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MARCH 20, 2012 March 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vic Vaughn I owe some hearty thanks to Anso DF for rocking […]
Guest Columns 270 EUGENE S. ROBINSON FROM OXBOW’S TOP TEN RECORDS FOR MAKING EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE November 30th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks pic via As you may be aware, MetalSucks recently invited musicians […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 CAN U BELIEVE THIS BADLANDS JAM? October 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF For a while I’ve been trying to pitch an interview […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 SYKES/PORTNOY: BLOCKING MY BLUE MURDER BONERZ? July 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF Portnoy (left) with Tom Morello, John goddamn Sykes, That Metal […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
Cinemetal 540 AMARANTHE: TERRIBLE MUSIC STUCK IN MICROWAVE, RE-SWEDED March 2nd, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent me the below video, and I […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH EVERYONE GOT SICK February 19th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince brought the shits back with him from Egypt and […]
Poll 940 POLL: WHO WAS OZZY’S BEST GUITAR PLAYER? February 15th, 2010 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein An impassioned email from a reader reacting to my post […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ENJOYED A LITTLE MAYHEM August 7th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s 4 pm, and right about now we’re either interviewing […]
Cinemetal 70 OZZY APPEARS IN PROPHETIC SAMSUNG AD August 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dan Rodriguez at Metal Insider, where I first saw the […]
Cinemetal 250 JOE HOLMES, OZZY OUTCAST August 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg To clarify my comments on Jake E. Lee yesterday: I […]
Editorials 740 WHEN OZZY MET GUS G. August 4th, 2009 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg Here’s something else Zakk Wylde can hear about for the […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2070 #1: INSANE CLOWN POSSE, BIZZAR/BIZAAR July 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 950 #17: HATEBREED – PERSEVERANCE June 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER AMY SCIARRETTO OF ROADRUNNER RECORDS AND NOISECREEP […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2190 #21: SLIPKNOT – VOL 3: THE SUBLIMINAL VERSES June 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Exclusive 490 EXCLUSIVE PREMIER: NEW CLUTCH SONG, “50,000 UNSTOPPABLE WATTS” May 13th, 2009 at 1:45pm MetalSucks We gots the goods. And so do Clutch; like a […]
