Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Corey Taylor Talks About Quitting Booze and Cigarettes February 14th, 2019 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein The Slipknot vocalist opens up about his past substance abuse issues.
Br00tal-lists 0 Revolver Says That These Are the 75 Best Songs of 2018 December 10th, 2018 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Slipknot, Judas Priest, Bring Me the Horizon, and more.
Studio Stuff 0 Calling All Vocalists: Scar Symmetry Needs YOU!!! November 30th, 2018 at 12:47pm MetalSucks Here’s your chance to appear on their upcoming record, The Singularity (Phase II: Xenotaph)
Br00tal-lists 0 Year-End List Mania Continues With Revolver’s Top 30 Albums of 2018 November 26th, 2018 at 1:19pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Judas Priest, Ghost, Behemoth, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Nine Metal Bands That Need to Reunite, Pronto October 10th, 2018 at 1:04pm Axl Rosenberg I mean besides System of a Down, obviously.
This Sucks 0 Harm’s Way’s Robbed of Over $20,000 Worth of Gear, Crowdfunding Campaign Launched September 29th, 2018 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein The band’s trailer was stolen out of a parking lot in Las Vegas.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 28, 2018 September 28th, 2018 at 11:59am Phil Boozeman An absolutely stacked fucking list of all the week’s heaviest releases including Anaal Nathrakh, Revocation, Terror, Immortal Guardian, Wolfheart and many more.
New Stuff 0 Ace Frehley Urges You To Leave The Ladies At Home On “Rockin’ With The Boys” August 9th, 2018 at 11:09am Emperor Rhombus Did the Kiss guitarist just write the gay metal anthem of 2018?
Br00tal-lists 0 Revolver Says These Are the 20 Essential Nu-Metal Albums July 26th, 2018 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg Orgy? Fucking ORGY?!?!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Astro Bastard” by Bummer is Anything But July 2nd, 2018 at 12:35pm MetalSucks Being a Bummer has never felt this good.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Aborted Detail New Album TerrorVision June 29th, 2018 at 1:22pm Axl Rosenberg Band not pictured.
Metal in the Media 0 Comedian Bill Burr Could Play Drums for Ministry March 7th, 2018 at 9:37am Axl Rosenberg Joey Jordison could end up in a state of deep depression.
Br00tal-lists 0 Sucking All the Way to the Bank: Emperor Rhombus’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2017 December 5th, 2017 at 9:44am Emperor Rhombus Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murder, Wolves in the Throne Room, Warbringer, and more!
Metal Tech 0 Amon Amarth Have a Mobile Game Now November 20th, 2017 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Excuse me, I’m gonna be busy for the next twelve hours.
Munsters Mash 0 What The Night Brings: Here’s Your Halloween ’17 Playlist October 31st, 2017 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus Give us back our one true love.
Metal Merch 0 This New Black Dahlia Murder Shirt is Friggin’ Awesome July 19th, 2017 at 8:29am Axl Rosenberg Featuring a nerdy cornucopia of important figures from metal, horror movies, and video games.
Megadick 0 It’s Never Dave Mustaine’s Fault: A Comprehensive List July 6th, 2017 at 11:53am Emperor Rhombus When there have been this many problems, you’ve got to wonder–is it you?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: May 12, 2017 May 12th, 2017 at 10:05am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases, including Killswitch Engage, Gideon, Apocalypse Orchestra, Antropofagus, Wormwitch and many more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: There Are Nazis in Hell May 2nd, 2017 at 3:15pm Emperor Rhombus …which is why Satanic black metal bands so often reference them.
