Cinemetal 0 Beastwars Celebrate the Stronger Sex in “Witches” Video May 6th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus A fierce rejection of Exodus 22:18.
Nueva Mierda 0 To Celebrate Cinco de Mayo, Here’s a Playlist of Fifth Tracks From Fifth Albums May 5th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus ¡Viva Mexico, cabrones!
\m/ 0 Celebrate Prince’s Life with These Metal and Hard Rock Covers of His Classic Tracks April 21st, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Prince covers by Corey Taylor, Foo Fighters, Ulver, Limp Bizkit, Living Colour and more.
Editorials 0 Celebrate International Women’s Day 2016: Rock and Metal Ladies We Love, and Why We Need Them March 8th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Featuring Doro Pesch, Laura Jane Grace, Mia Zapata, Grace Jones and more.
Tour de Force 0 Korn to “Celebrate” 20th Anniversary of Eponymous Debut by Performing Entire Album on Tour July 22nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Suicide Silence and Islander.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Seth Meyers Celebrates the 16th Anniversary of Limp Bizkit’s Significant Other June 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Finally, the album has reached the same age as the maturity level of its fans.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Celebrate June 13th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!!!!!!!
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 Celebrate the Jewish Holiday of Lag B’Omer with Watain May 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg God of Accounting… manifest! (And yes I know that’s Gaahl.) (And yes I know Gaahl isn’t in Watain.)
Editorials 0 Ten Ways Metalheads Can Celebrate Earth Day April 22nd, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein This is not yet another lame “Earth Day” playlist.
\m/ 0 Celebrate Earth Day with Fit For An Autopsy’s “Still We Destroy” April 22nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Possibly the heaviest song ever written about the environment.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Royal Thunder Perform Acoustic Rendition of “Time Machine” for Intimate Record Release Celebration April 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mlny Parsonz’ voice is so good it should be a crime.
Idol Listening 0 Celebrate Veterans Day with a War-Themed Metal Playlist by Battlecross November 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Featuring Cannibal Corpse, Metallica, Goatwhore, Iron Maiden, Vader, Warbringer, Morbid Angel and more.
\m/ 0 Celebrate Election Day with an Alice Cooper Cover by Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson and… Mr. Bean?! November 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. So this happened.
Cinemetal 0 In This Moment Celebrate First Major Label Video with Choreographed Dancing October 20th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Their transformation from a metal band into a pop act is complete.
New Stuff 0 Celebrate the MLB Postseason with the New Puig Destroyer Album Stream September 30th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Also: discuss the pending postseason with Vince!
New Stuff 0 Scar Symmetry Celebrate Their “Cryonic Harvest” September 24th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s good, but not great.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Guest Columnist: Ben Eller of the “This is Why You Suck At Guitar” YouTube Channel on Why Your Vibrato Sucks September 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Face it, your vibrato stinks. Thankfully Ben Eller is here to save the day.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Celebrated Friday the 12th September 12th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sad you can’t go on a killing spree tonight? Maybe this week’s top stories will cheer you up!
Cinemetal 0 Protest the Hero Celebrate Newfoundland and Kiss Fish in New Video for “Mist” August 5th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Another pretty-looking video from PTH that extols the wonders of their favorite Canadian province!
Retrospective 0 Today: Celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning with MetalSucks! July 30th, 2014 at 9:30am MetalSucks We celebrate the legendary album’s release with a day-long, track-by-track retrospective.