Worst Week Ever 0 Mother Mad at Mastodon, Corey Taylor Hurt Imagine Dragons’ Feelings, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week March 1st, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes GWAR, Korn, the Melvins, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon Will Release a Cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” in Honor of Late Manager Nick John February 28th, 2019 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg The 10″ will come out this April for Record Store Day.
What the...?? 0 Woman Accuses the Wrong Mastodon of Scamming Her Son: “You Damn Mother Fuchers” February 25th, 2019 at 11:23am Vince Neilstein “You Dirty Cum Bags You Should Be A Shamed of Your Selved.”
Tour de Force 0 Coheed and Cambria, Mastodon, and Every Time I Die Announce U.S. Tour February 12th, 2019 at 11:28am Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Claudio Sanchez’s luscious, luscious mane.
Apocalyptic Anniversaries 0 Mastodon’s Crack the Skye Turns 10 Years Old January 22nd, 2019 at 12:55pm MetalSucks We celebrate the 10th anniversary of what is perhaps Mastodon’s proggiest album.
Viral Vomit 0 Guy First Hand-Farts Mastodon’s “Blood and Thunder” January 10th, 2019 at 11:03am Vince Neilstein Mastodon music has never sounded so flatulent.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Brann Dailor on New Mastodon Song: “It’s as Heavy as I’ve Heard Us in a While” January 7th, 2019 at 3:12pm Axl Rosenberg Mastodon have a new song — and it should be out within the next week!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon are Working on New Music! December 6th, 2018 at 10:13am Vince Neilstein Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds and Bill Kelliher are jamming together.
Editorials 0 Mastodon Make Even More Beer Now November 26th, 2018 at 11:55am MetalSucks A Czech pilsner dubbed “Ancient Kingdom.”
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Missed the Grammys Because He Was the Victim of a Hit and Run November 9th, 2018 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg The guitarist has also shared gruesome photos taken immediately following the accident.
The Webernets 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Makes a Cameo in New Orange Amps Commercial October 11th, 2018 at 9:32am Vince Neilstein Some fine southern gentlemen go on a fishing expedition for the elusive terror bass.
This Sucks 0 Longtime Mastodon Manager Nick John Has Passed Away September 8th, 2018 at 4:07pm MetalSucks Nick had handled the careers of many other influential metal bands.
Worst Week Ever 0 The (Hed) p.e./Sound Dude Fight, Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Needs a Vacation, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week September 7th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Devin Townsend, Revocation, and more.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Mastodon’s Longtime Manager Nick John Has Been Diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer September 4th, 2018 at 10:51am MetalSucks Brent Hinds and Brann Dailor have both offered very kind words.
The Webernets 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds: Being in a Band is “The Most Brutal Job I’ve Ever Had” September 3rd, 2018 at 12:22pm Vince Neilstein “I would definitely rather frame houses again.”
Tour de Force 0 Mastodon Cancel Tour with Dinosaur Jr. August 31st, 2018 at 9:33am Vince Neilstein Due to “a critical situation of a member of the Mastodon family.”
Music Dorkery 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds is Selling Guitars and Other Gear from His Personal Collection August 17th, 2018 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Gear used on tour with Mastodon and on their albums.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 AC/DC’s Angus Young to Mastodon’s Brent Hinds: “Quit Pissing in My Pocket” August 1st, 2018 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg He wasn’t ACTUALLY being literal.
New Stuff 0 Mastodon’s Brann Dailor Debuts New Music for DC Comics’ Dark Days: The Road to Metal May 18th, 2018 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg It’s called “Red Death.”
Cinemetal 0 Mastodon Unveil Animated Music Video for “Clandestiny” April 27th, 2018 at 1:32pm Vince Neilstein A bizarre, trippy, borderline absurd music video. AKA the usual for Mastodon!
