Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 ANALYSIS: QUEENSRYCHE NEEDS NEW MANAGEMENT TL;DR July 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s probably not overestimating things to state that Queensryche is […]
Green Eggs and Slam 470 HOW TO PARTY, RINGWORM STYLE July 12th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D As anyone else over 30 knows, there was once a […]
Editorials 2060 How Metal Nerds Choose What Bands To Like: A Scientific Model July 11th, 2011 at 4:20pm Sergeant D Have you ever noticed that the bands who metal nerds […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 WINDS OF PLAGUE “CALIFORNIA” VIDEO = YOU. ARE. F*CKING. MOSHING!!! June 29th, 2011 at 10:00am Sergeant D ATTN MOSHBROS, GTFIH I’ve been waiting for this video to […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2320 IT’S 2011. TEENAGERS ARE STILL BUTTHURT ABOUT HOT TOPIC. ARE YOU?? June 27th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D The best thing about teenagers is that they take everything […]
Green Eggs and Slam 860 SUMERIAN SIGNS DUBSTEP SENSATIONS BORGORE: WHAT DO YOU THINK?? June 24th, 2011 at 11:00am Sergeant D When I think about the most bloggable, trendy genres of […]
Green Eggs and Slam 950 WHICH DEATHCORE FRONTMAN HAS THE COOLEST TATTOOS?? June 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D If you are in a deathcore band, getting your image […]
Green Eggs and Slam 240 SUPPORT SERGEANT D; BUY A T-SHIRT June 22nd, 2011 at 1:20pm Sergeant D SUP BROS! When I’m not writing for Metal Sucks, I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 750 ATTN LATINOS: TELL ME ABOUT 6 WEAPONS [via Chilean mosh] June 16th, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D I am not the most well-traveled guy, so I rely […]
The Webernets 350 WORST YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER EVER OF THE WEEK: KID PRETENDS TO BE IN A RECORDING STUDIO, BUTCHERS SONG I DON’T EVEN LIKE June 15th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t really know much about I See Stars, but […]
Green Eggs and Slam 250 DID ANTHRAX INVENT TROLLFACE?? June 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Sergeant D vs YOU BE THE JUDGE! [via Mad Magazine legend Sergio […]
Viral Vomit 120 TOWER OF GOPAL KICKSTART THEIR CAREER June 6th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week we told you about Tower of Gopal, a […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2680 WHY DO PPL LIKE BLACK SABBATH?? June 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D If there’s one band who is almost universally hyped, it’s […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1640 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMEDY METAL???? May 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I love music, but I am first and foremost a […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1230 VICTORY RECORDS SIGNS DESIGN THE SKYLINE [VIA TIME WARP TO 2008] May 17th, 2011 at 11:30am Sergeant D I am a big fan of leading independent music retailer […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2370 WHY DO METAL NERDS LIKE THESE DEATHCORE BANDS???? May 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D From what I understand, it is not okay for “real […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2320 WHICH IS BETTER, OLD MUSIC OR NEW MUSIC????? May 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D IMO the most important part of being a true metal […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
Green Eggs and Slam 690 UPON A BURNING BODY = PARTY SUMERIANCORE! May 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the metalcore/deathcore scene […]
Greatest Hits 2860 What is the Best Christian Metal/Hardcore Band???? [you’re moshing 4 Christ] April 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D As you might guess from the header image, I am […]
