Reviews 120 XASTHUR KEEP PURSUING RECLUSIVE CRANKINESS ON 2005 DEMO February 16th, 2010 at 2:20pm Sammy O'Hagar I’d like to argue that basement black metal gets a […]
Viral Vomit 330 WHY THIS ACAPELLA VERSION OF MESHUGGAH’S “BLEED” IS SUPERIOR TO ANYTHING BY VAN CANTO February 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I once declared the acepella metal group Van Canto to […]
The Webernets 80 FREE MESHUGGAH IS EVEN BETTER THAN $5 MESHUGGAH! February 10th, 2010 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The other day Reign in Blonde reported that Meshuggah’s ObZen […]
Editorials 150 MESHUGGAH FOR LESS THAN THE PRICE OF A MCDONALD’S VALUE MEAL February 8th, 2010 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein Don’t ever say the chicks at Reign in Blonde aren’t […]
Metal Merch 130 ARE YOU A HUGE DETHKLOK FAN WITH $40,000 TO BURN? February 3rd, 2010 at 1:05pm Vince Neilstein Then why not piss it away on a pissing fountain? […]
Viral Vomit 640 MESHU-GA-GA January 14th, 2010 at 11:46am Vince Neilstein OK so like mash-ups are SO totally 2008 (or even […]
Show Reviews 50 (UNEVEN) IMPRESSIVE ELEVATOR PROG MEETS (UNEVEN) BROODING EPIC THUNDER: IREPRESS & JUNIUS AT WEBSTER HALL STUDIO (12/12/09) January 6th, 2010 at 3:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt So our year-end lists and the holidaze took over (as […]
...And F*ck You Too 410 HEY VH1? GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! HURRY! January 6th, 2010 at 1:55pm Anso DF I logged a heroic number of TV hours this holiday […]
This Sucks 670 TODAY IS THE EIGHTH ANNIVERSAY OF CHUCK SCHULDINER’S DEATH December 13th, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg I almost never know what to say when attempting to […]
New Stuff 60 I’M NOT SURE WHAT “HUMANAE” MEANS, BUT IT’S THE TITLE OF A NEW LAETHORA SONG December 9th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Latin phrase Humanae Vitae means “of human life,” and […]
Metal Jewery 130 MESHUGGA(H) BEACH PARTY!! December 9th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Do these three words inspire you with shock, awe and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 MESHUGGAH’S ALIVE DVD: SURE TO BE BETTER THAN ANYTHING EVER MADE BY KISS December 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Since Kiss have already released, like, eighty-seven “live” (we know […]
Cinemetal 60 CHUCK KLOSTERMAN SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE FARGO ROCK CITY MOVIE December 4th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Back in October it was announced that The Late Show […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 440 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: ARTHUR VON NAGEL ON POST-BLACK METAL (AND BEING A SHAMELESS METAL NERD) November 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Black metal, in spite of its more purist fans, has […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 NOT EXACTLY A CHURCH BURNING, IS IT? November 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem have perhaps one of the longest and most sordid […]
Rampant Rumors 100 WILL JOE PERRY AND STEVEN TYLER JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY? November 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I mean, come ON! Does anyone, including Perry and Tyler […]
\m/ 110 I BET THAT DEVIN TOWNSEND’S HAND REALLY HURTS November 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a mere week away from the release of Addicted, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT? November 10th, 2009 at 10:30am Gary Suarez …because if you do, I’d really like this Dio denim […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 70 THE VOICE OF ROCK, GLENN HUGHES, UNDERSTANDS THE TWITTER November 9th, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez Twitter is arguably the most powerful tool available to musicians […]
What the...?? 80 ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT? November 9th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Fuck $14,000 moon-men statues; THIS is what I need. A […]
