...And F*ck You Too 410 HEY VH1? GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! HURRY! January 6th, 2010 at 1:55pm Anso DF I logged a heroic number of TV hours this holiday […]
This Sucks 670 TODAY IS THE EIGHTH ANNIVERSAY OF CHUCK SCHULDINER’S DEATH December 13th, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg I almost never know what to say when attempting to […]
New Stuff 60 I’M NOT SURE WHAT “HUMANAE” MEANS, BUT IT’S THE TITLE OF A NEW LAETHORA SONG December 9th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Latin phrase Humanae Vitae means “of human life,” and […]
Metal Jewery 130 MESHUGGA(H) BEACH PARTY!! December 9th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Do these three words inspire you with shock, awe and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 MESHUGGAH’S ALIVE DVD: SURE TO BE BETTER THAN ANYTHING EVER MADE BY KISS December 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Since Kiss have already released, like, eighty-seven “live” (we know […]
Cinemetal 60 CHUCK KLOSTERMAN SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE FARGO ROCK CITY MOVIE December 4th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Back in October it was announced that The Late Show […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 440 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: ARTHUR VON NAGEL ON POST-BLACK METAL (AND BEING A SHAMELESS METAL NERD) November 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Black metal, in spite of its more purist fans, has […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 NOT EXACTLY A CHURCH BURNING, IS IT? November 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem have perhaps one of the longest and most sordid […]
Rampant Rumors 100 WILL JOE PERRY AND STEVEN TYLER JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY? November 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I mean, come ON! Does anyone, including Perry and Tyler […]
\m/ 110 I BET THAT DEVIN TOWNSEND’S HAND REALLY HURTS November 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a mere week away from the release of Addicted, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT? November 10th, 2009 at 10:30am Gary Suarez …because if you do, I’d really like this Dio denim […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 70 THE VOICE OF ROCK, GLENN HUGHES, UNDERSTANDS THE TWITTER November 9th, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez Twitter is arguably the most powerful tool available to musicians […]
What the...?? 80 ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT? November 9th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Fuck $14,000 moon-men statues; THIS is what I need. A […]
What the...?? 160 HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T? November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 650 WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLACK WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR? NERGAL. October 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full props to our bestest buds at Metal Injection for […]
Whoops 130 NEVERMIND. CHUCK BISCUITS IS ALIVE. October 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday we mourned the loss of former Danzig drummer Chuck […]
This Sucks 240 R.I.P. CHUCK BISCUITS October 29th, 2009 at 3:19pm Axl Rosenberg Former Danzig drummer Chuck Biscuits (né Charles Montgomery) has passed […]
Reviews 110 PELICAN CONTINUE TO SHUT UP AND TALK ON WHAT WE ALL COME TO NEED October 27th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Pelican’s 2007 album, City of Echoes, was maligned by some […]
New Stuff 680 …AND THUS ENDS MY INTEREST IN THEM CROOKED VULTURES October 26th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Honestly, I was never that excited about Them Crooked Vultures, […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 710 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING? October 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Q: What’s even more tasteless than making fun of cancer? […]
