The Webernets 290 THE ANGRY BLACK METAL ELITIST MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE BLOG June 30th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so not to sound like a total dick, but […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2320 IT’S 2011. TEENAGERS ARE STILL BUTTHURT ABOUT HOT TOPIC. ARE YOU?? June 27th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D The best thing about teenagers is that they take everything […]
Reviews 870 COREY’S MAY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST June 22nd, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 410 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JUNE 21ST, 2011 EDITION June 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Vic Vaughn Holy shit, this is the biggest release day of the […]
Necrolust 1510 NECROLUST: IS GHOST THE NEW LITURGY? June 17th, 2011 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Photo by Alex York Okay, before I even get into any […]
Album of the Day 40 ALBUM OF THE DAY: WITCHERY — DEAD, HOT, AND READY June 16th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks As much as I bitch about summer and hot weather, […]
Black Collar Workers 680 THE 16 CARDINAL RULES FOR RUNNING A METAL RECORD LABEL IN 2011 June 13th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein 1. Fire your entire sales staff, if you still have […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 2890 #2: TOSIN ABASI (ANIMALS AS LEADERS) June 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Worst Week Ever 210 IN WHICH WE RUINED IT FOR EVERYBODY May 20th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Ooh no!” “Macho Man” Randy Savage has perished. My father […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A PRIZE PACK OF VINYL TEST PRESSES FROM BLACKMARKET ACTIVITIES!!! May 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg As we revealed yesterday, the answer to last week’s logo […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 “SHOTGUN”: A DETAILED ANALYSIS OF THE NEW LIMP BIZKIT SINGLE May 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I got home from last night’s ridiculously, ludicrously fun Dillinger Escape […]
Metal Merch 300 NEW UNEARTH SONG, NEW UNEARTH BEER BONG May 12th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Metal Blade is now accepting pre-orders for the new Unearth […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2320 WHICH IS BETTER, OLD MUSIC OR NEW MUSIC????? May 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D IMO the most important part of being a true metal […]
Tour de Force 30 LEYLA GETS READY FOR SONISPHERE May 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Since summer and, thus, summer festivals are almost upon us, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 340 EVERYBODY LOVES SAMMY HAGAR May 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting excerpt from a recent interview with Sammy […]
Everyone's Replaceable 550 MIKE MANGINI IS THE NEW DREAM THEATER DRUMMER April 29th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Confirming what many astute MS commenters and anyone with a […]
Reviews 140 WOLF’S LEGIONS OF BASTARDS IS ONE OF THE MOST FUN RELEASES OF THE YEAR SO FAR April 28th, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks I think it was divine intervention that made me idly […]
Tour de Force 80 REALLY GOOD NEWS IF YOU LIVE IN POLAND, STILL PRETTY GOOD NEWS IF YOU DON’T: BEHEMOTH ANNOUNCE TOUR DATES April 25th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you somehow missed it, earlier this month, MetalSucks’ […]
Editorials 860 THOUGHTS ON POT – METALHEADS LIGHTEN UP April 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell I’m probably the last guy around the MetalSucks Mansion that […]
Black Collar Workers 700 GREG PUCIATO AND ASH AVILDSEN FORM ANTI-PIRACY TAG-TEAM April 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein If Ash Avildsen is looking for some muscle in his […]