Editorials 40 ARE BE’LAKOR THE BEST UNSIGNED BAND IN METAL? August 9th, 2007 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg Call Monte Connor! Call Brian Slagel! Call ANYBODY! We run […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A FREE CD BY THE SHOWDOWN! (REPOST) August 8th, 2007 at 1:18pm Axl Rosenberg This week, the first five people to e-mail me with […]
Editorials 140 VICTORY RECORDS’ BOGUS PRACTICES EXPOSED August 2nd, 2007 at 8:56am Vince Neilstein Victory Records president Tony Brummel has long been known as […]
Editorials 30 THE NEW YORK TIMES REVIEWS BEHEMOTH July 30th, 2007 at 9:49am Axl Rosenberg I’m not sure who called up Kelefa Sanneh at the […]
Reviews 1 GET DOWN FOR THE REVOLUTION: AT ALL COST’S CIRCLE OF DEMONS OWNS July 27th, 2007 at 4:08pm Axl Rosenberg With Circle of Demons, At All Cost don’t just live […]
Editorials 70 NECRO DROPS OFF SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND! July 26th, 2007 at 11:55am Axl Rosenberg In what can only be called a victory for metalheads […]
Reviews 1 ALBUM REVIEW: DEVILDRIVER’S THE LAST KIND WORDS July 24th, 2007 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg It has come to my attention that there are still […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 90 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK July 20th, 2007 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg Y’all were 0 for 3 with last week’s entry, Pittsburgh […]
Editorials 0 SPEAKING OF APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION… July 19th, 2007 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg …Five Finger Death Punch (who, admittedly, are pretty bad, although […]
Editorials 4420 RESPECTABLE MUSICIANS WORK WITH NECRO, SULLY THEIR GOOD NAMES July 17th, 2007 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg Why oh why are Scott Ian, Dave Ellefson, Mark Morton […]
Editorials 0 AS I LAY DYING POST NEW SONG July 17th, 2007 at 12:22pm Vince Neilstein San Diego metalcore outfit As I Lay Dying have posted […]
Show Reviews 1 CHIMAIRA, TESTAMENT DEMOLISH SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND July 16th, 2007 at 11:35am Axl Rosenberg Sounds of the Underground seems like a headbanger’s wet dream: […]
Editorials 50 SLEEPING GIANT NEED TO TAKE A DIRT NAP July 13th, 2007 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg Jesus FUCKING Christ. This band is awful, awful, AWFUL. Oh, […]
Album of the Day 0 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… CHIMAIRA, CHIMAIRA July 13th, 2007 at 9:25am Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow we hit Sounds of the Underground in Jersey, and […]
Editorials 8850 The 101 Rules of Nu-Metal July 11th, 2007 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg 1. When asked who your musical influences are, say Black […]
Album of the Day 1 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… THE SORROW, BLESSINGS FROM A BLACKENED SKY July 9th, 2007 at 2:46pm Axl Rosenberg TO: Matt Heafy FROM: Metal Sucks RE: The Sorrow vs. […]
Editorials 100 WAYNE STATIC SEEMS TO KNOW THAT STATIC-X SUCKS July 9th, 2007 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein In the recent “Warped 2007” issue of Metal Edge magazine […]
Album of the Day 0 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… A LIFE ONCE LOST, HUNTER June 29th, 2007 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg Like the best metalcore bands, these dudes from Philly combine […]
Album of the Day 0 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… LAETHORA, MARCH OF THE PARASITE June 28th, 2007 at 9:37am Axl Rosenberg Anyone who thinks that the only good Arch Enemy is […]
Editorials 1 A FAKE INTERVIEW WITH DETHKLOK IS STILL BETTER THAN A REAL INTERVIEW WITH ALMOST ANYONE ELSE June 27th, 2007 at 2:46pm Axl Rosenberg Any Metalocalypse fans who haven’t done so already need to […]