Editorials 190 ROADRUNNER UNITED SHOW FINALLY TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY October 9th, 2008 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg On December 15, 2005, I did one of the silliest […]
Contests 1060 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN INCREDIBLE GOD FORBID PRIZE PACKAGE! September 25th, 2008 at 5:44pm MetalSucks Congrats to the winner’s of last week’s Funny Photo Caption […]
Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Metallica will never write Master of Puppets or anything like […]
Reviews 150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (AXL ROSENBERG’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg For seven glorious minutes and eight fantastic seconds, I thought […]
Reviews 1150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (THE OLD FART’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell If anyone around here has the right to dissect Metallica, […]
Reunion Mania 100 SAIGON KICK IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!! September 10th, 2008 at 1:51pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I have been waiting, oh, about 12 years […]
Interviews 1 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR’S STEVEN RATHBONE August 18th, 2008 at 5:43pm MetalSucks Before their Spring show at NYC’s Knitting Factory with The […]
Cinemetal 9590 ZO2 HAS THIS “WORKING MUSICIAN” THING FIGURED OUT PRETTY WELL August 14th, 2008 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein We’ve harped on the “how can musicians make a decent […]
The Hard R 250 DALLAS COYLE ON THE GRIND OF THE U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN August 8th, 2008 at 1:32pm MetalSucks Please, Enough Already! I don’t know about you guys but […]
Reviews 180 NORMA JEAN’S THE ANTI-MOTHER IS A SNORE DE FORCE August 4th, 2008 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg Ever had really good foreplay followed by really mediocre sex? […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
New Stuff 5150 NORMA JEAN 1, HUMAN EARS 0 June 24th, 2008 at 12:26pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child, or O’ […]
Reunion Mania 190 SO, FEAR FACTORY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER June 18th, 2008 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein According to the “status” post on Fear Factory’s MySpace, the […]
Editorials 5050 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN VS. DISTURBED: THE FINAL ROUND (WE HOPE) June 6th, 2008 at 4:32pm Axl Rosenberg Dillinger Escape Plan guitarist Ben Weinman has penned a guest […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 KI$$ FINALLY GO TOO FAR June 6th, 2008 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg There’s no such thing as a war between art and […]
Editorials 8090 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN VS. DISTURBED: NO CONTEST May 16th, 2008 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg Alright alright alright. A valued friend just e-mailed me to […]
Editorials 110 HAGAR AND ANTHONY: “VAN HALEN BROTHERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ VAN HALEN BROTHERS!” May 13th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. If that picture doesn’t get your dick hard, nuthin’ […]
Editorials 70 WHO THE F*CKING F*CK THINKS MOONSORROW IS A NAZI BAND?! April 14th, 2008 at 3:54pm Axl Rosenberg I’m no expert on folk metal band Moonsorrow, but […]
Cinemetal 50 CAN A CAVALERA-LESS SEPULTURA ALBUM BE ANY GOOD? April 10th, 2008 at 11:23am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth tipped us off to the below footage of Sepultura […]
Cinemetal 6330 TRACII GUNS’ VERSION OF L.A. GUNS ARE MAKING A NEW ALBUM. WHOOP-EE. March 18th, 2008 at 9:50am Axl Rosenberg I’ve really never understood Tracii Guns’ incessant need to publicly […]