Contests 1990 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF BISON B.C.’S DARK AGES July 8th, 2010 at 6:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up CD copies of Ozzy’s entire […]
New Stuff 350 ANIMALS AS LEADERS HAVE A “WAVE OF BABIES,” DINO CAZARES NOT INVITED June 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Tosin Abasi is undoubtedly one of the few guitarists in […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 PROTEST THE HERO WORKING ON NEW RECORD, TIM’S BEARD June 11th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Protest the Hero’s 2008 release Fortress was full of all […]
The Webernets 100 THE NUMBER OF THE AXL April 21st, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Google’s search algorithm is a funny thing. For example, I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 PROCESS OF A NEW GOROD April 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein French tech-metallers Gorod have been teasing the Interwebs for months […]
Viral Vomit 160 MY MOM’S ON FACEBOOK March 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein True story: shortly after my mom joined Facebook she actually […]
Reunion Mania 250 BYZANTINE FINALLY ANSWER BURNING FAN QUESTIONS IN PRE-REUNION INTERVIEW March 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein When Byzantine announced a string of three proper “farewell” shows […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 AND NOW AN UPDATE FROM DAATH February 9th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you loved Daath’s The Concealers as much as we […]
Cinemetal 110 EAT TORCHE’S “KING BEEF” January 8th, 2010 at 11:12am Vince Neilstein No, that’s not a reference to Steve Brooks’s sexual preferences. […]
Rampant Rumors 560 DELVE DEEPER INTO THE MYSTERY OF ANDREW W.K. January 6th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Last year Vince wrote about this cockamamie rumor floating around […]
Tour de Force 290 SUMERIANCORETOUR 2010 LINEUP ANNOUNCED! FEATURES BANDS ON SUMERIAN RECORDS (SHOCKER) December 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Veil of Maya, Animals as Leaders, Circle of Contempt and […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY November 13th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened […]
Tour de Force 310 JIZZ ALERT: THE FACELESS WILL PERFORM PLANETARY DUALITY IN ITS ENTIRETY ON UPCOMING TOUR! November 12th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The Faceless’ Planetary Duality was one of our most favoritest […]
New Stuff 220 TO-MERA DEFINITELY DO NOT NEED TO SUCK IT November 6th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein In Axl’s post the other day about chicks in metal […]
Reunion Mania 160 THE RETURN OF BYZANTINE… SORT OF November 5th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Lambgoat is reporting that West Virginia prog metallers Byzantine will […]
Exclusive 530 THE MASTODON BEARD October 26th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [Writer and musician Tres Crow comes to us from the […]
Cinemetal 190 NEW SCAR SYMMETRY VIDEO: I HAD TO LOOK UP THE WORD “NOUMENON” October 7th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m not nearly as big a Death Jovi Scar Symmetry […]
Rampant Rumors 430 NO SHOCK HERE: GUS G. REALLY IS OZZY’S NEW GUITARIST August 21st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I wasn’t even gonna report on this because, at this […]
Admin 490 METALSUCKS FAQS May 15th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Is this a news site? No. Are you journalists? No. […]
Metal Jewery 130 OY YOY YOY: THE METAL HASIDIM ARE METALSUCKS MANIACS!!! May 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Vince told you about some […]