F-F-F-Feudin' 0 COURTNEY LOVE WANTS LANA DEL REY TO THINK ABOUT HER VAGINA July 31st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Lana Del Rey recently covered Nirvana’s classic “Heart Shaped Box” […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE IKILLYA EDITION July 31st, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Flat tires don’t fix themselves. But thankfully Jason Lekberg of […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JULY 31, 2012 July 31st, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks After last week’s slim pickins, today’s STCOT looks like a regal buffet […]
This Sucks 0 THE BRIGHTEST, SUNSHINIEST SUMMER EVER CONTINUES: THE KILLING JOKE’S JAZ COLEMAN IS MISSING July 31st, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So. The Killing Joke were scheduled to tour the UK […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!! July 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The votes are in, and the MetalSucks Maniacs have spoken: […]
This Sucks 0 DICKLESS F*CK ROBS DOC COYLE July 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this fucking blows. God Forbid guitarist and MetalSucks columnist […]
New Stuff 0 NEW MASERATI TRACK “THE ELIMINATOR” JAMS JUST LIKE OLD MASERATI July 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein As I predicted, forecasts of Maserati’s demise following the tragic […]
Unsigned and Unholy 0 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: THE END OF ALL REASON, EARTHRISE, DER HUNDS July 30th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Just because we haven’t posted any Unsigned and Unholy columns […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 DEFTONES NEWS: TWO NEW DEFTONES JAMZ LIVE IN L.A. July 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Anso DF Taintpic by 13th Witness In August, the Deftones will play […]
Necrolust 0 OBSCURE TERROR: SHEVER, BONES, ANICON July 27th, 2012 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks! I’m back again, to your collective delight/chagrin/indifference. Here […]
Interviews 0 THE BRAVEST MAN IN METAL: IN WHICH THE BRAVEST MAN BREAKS BREAD WITH OTHER BRAVE MEN July 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Take a look at these promo pictures: This trio of […]
Cinemetal 0 SAINT OF WHAT? TERRIBLE BROMOSHCORE? July 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Assuming that the unexciting, unsatisfying, unimaginative, unsophisticated, unmoving, impatient, thuggish, […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 PHIL LABONTE HEARTS AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUNS July 26th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Seeing as MetalSucks is just a PC front for the […]
Tour de Force 0 INSTRU-METAL NERD TOUR ALERT: TRIOSCAPES AND SCALE THE SUMMIT ANNOUNCE FALL DATES July 26th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein 2012 has been a fruitful year for fusion-metal records, but […]
Lick My Label 0 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ROADRUNNER July 26th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Following massive layoffs at Roadrunner Records earlier this year, both Machine […]
Cinemetal 0 BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS: THE DARK KNIGHT ROSE July 26th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Batman pwned The Avengers last weekend. Not at the box […]
Interviews 0 GOLF BALL FACTORIES, TERM PAPER CHEATS, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: AN INTERVIEW WITH KARL SANDERS OF NILE July 25th, 2012 at 4:15pm MetalSucks True story: I went to see The Faceless and Decrepit […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A FRAIL BECOMING: GET READY FOR THE FIRST DAYLIGHT DIES ALBUM IN FOUR YEARS July 25th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg It’s been four years since the release of Daylight Dies’ […]
Cinemetal 0 IS TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET’S “HEADBANGER” THE LEAST METAL SONG EVER ABOUT METAL? July 24th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Who the fuck are Teenage Bottlerocket? I have no fucking […]
Show Reviews 0 SLAUGHTER SURVIVORS 2012: WORTH THE GORE July 24th, 2012 at 2:00pm Dave Mustein This past weekend, I headed down to Santa Cruz to […]
