New Stuff 0 Tony Iommi Collaborates with World’s Largest Unibrow on Horrible Maroon 5 Song March 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to his contribution to this year’s Eurovision contest, then bang some nails into your ears.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 12, 2013 March 12th, 2013 at 11:30am MetalSucks This week’s heavy New Releases for your jam!
Reviews 0 Clutch’s Earth Rocker: So What? So Let’s Dance! March 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus On their tenth full-length release, the band has distilled its sound down to its very essence, packing everything you like about this band into one kicking, screaming, cackling, ass-kicking rock record.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Lombardogate Continues: Kerry King and Nicko McBrain Speak Out March 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg King implies he has saved Slayer for the benefit of the fans; McBrain implies King may have killed Slayer for the sake of money.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Dave Lombardo: Out of Slayer Again February 21st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MOTH-ER-FUCK-ER!
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Sundance ’13 Film Review: Sound City February 4th, 2013 at 12:30pm Corey Mitchell Corey Mitchell takes a look at the directorial debut of Dave Grohl.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Twenty Greatest Metal Albums of All Time… According to LA Weekly February 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SPOILER ALERT! Black Veil Brides did not make the cut.
Metal Media 0 Devil’s Grip, The Iron Fist!: Issue 3 of New UK Metal Mag Now Available January 28th, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks What’s a “magazine”?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: The Body’s Collaborations with Krieg and Thou January 18th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Get a double dose of the doom duo.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remember Soundtracks? lol January 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “OMG I have to get that movie’s soundtrack asap it’s awesome!!” — No one, 2013
Metal in the Media 0 William Shatner Roasts Zakk Wylde January 7th, 2013 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein From whom is William Shatner receiving fellatio in this candid screen cap?
New Stuff 0 Funniest Song Ever of the Day: Axecuter’s “Metal is Invincible” January 7th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg THAT IS A REAL ALBUM COVER THAT A BAND REALLY PUT OUT FOR REALLY REAL.
The Webernets 0 Bob Lefsetz on No More Tears, the Last Great Ozzy Album December 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you disagree with the statement about No More Tears you’re just wrong.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzfest is Coming to Japan November 26th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s bringing some pretty cool bands with it.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 6, 2012 November 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Your Heavy And Hard New Releases Bible! Rip It Up And We’ll Prosecute!
Cinemetal 0 IRON MAIDEN NEWSWATCH: BRUCE’S KEYNOTE SPEECH, NEW ADRIAN JAM October 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF We all eagerly await the unseating of NBA commissioner David […]
Show Reviews 0 SHOW REVIEW: IN PRAISE OF ROYAL THUNDER September 21st, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Pallbearer/Royal Thunder/Morne at T.T. the Bear’s, Boston, MA, September 8, […]
Br00tal-lists 0 ROLLING STONE READERS VOTE ON GREATEST HEAVY METAL ALBUMS OF ALL TIME; RESULTS BORING AS F*CK September 20th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Not even Kill ‘Em All?!?!” Rolling Drone recently held a […]
Metal Merch 0 NOW FOR SALE: GUNS N’ ROSES’ OLD… DRYER (SERIOUSLY) September 7th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve seen some pretty weird items for sale on eBay […]