Lolz 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Says “Clown has Downgraded Himself to Mime” in Wake of Recent Clown Attacks October 13th, 2016 at 12:04pm Axl Rosenberg Remember after 9/11, when there were all those anthrax attacks, […]
Editorials 0 Comedy is the New Punk Rock October 13th, 2016 at 11:08am Maximus How and why comedians such as Eric Andre, Stephen Colbert and Anna Kendrick have become the most relevant voices of dissent.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Fieldy from Korn is Making an Instrumental Jazz Fusion Album Called Bassically October 12th, 2016 at 1:22pm Axl Rosenberg This oughta be good.
Editorials 0 Tim “Ripper” Owens Says Donald Trump “Might be the Ass that America Needs” October 3rd, 2016 at 4:14pm Axl Rosenberg Sure, and Tim “Ripper” Owens might be some people’s favorite Judas Priest singer.
Breaking the Law 0 Ozzy’s Mistress Has Now Made Falsehood Allegations Against Ozzy October 3rd, 2016 at 11:06am Emperor Rhombus A man lied to his mistress? Fucking SHOCKER.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’re Members of Korn Screaming Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, and Rihanna Lyrics September 29th, 2016 at 9:34am Emperor Rhombus Korn’s actual singer, of course, declined to take part.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 23, 2016 September 23rd, 2016 at 9:33am Anso DF Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Trap Them, Operation: Mindcrime, Sahg, Every Time I Diet, Sisters of Suffocation, Neurosis, Crobot, Giraffe Dong Orchestra, and tons more!!!
Metal Mets 0 Watch: Anthrax’s Joey Belladonna Belts Out the National Anthem at a Chicago Cubs Game September 22nd, 2016 at 11:09pm Vince Neilstein And he does a really good job!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Suing Prison Medical Team for $35 Million Because He Has Moobs Now September 22nd, 2016 at 10:12pm Axl Rosenberg Tit Lamboobies.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metal Band Manager Mike Mowery Breaks Down the Havok / Mustaine Management Contract Point by Point September 22nd, 2016 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein Was the contract fair or not? A veteran metal manager weighs in.
This Sucks 0 Rock Band Viridian Robbed At Gunpoint, Manage to Recover Equipment After Heroic Efforts September 20th, 2016 at 11:02am MetalSucks The band’s guitarists fought back against the robber and wrestled his gun away after intentionally crashing the vehicle to distract him.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Rob Zombie’s 31: The MetalSucks Reviews September 19th, 2016 at 12:03pm MetalSucks Emperor Rhombus dug it, but Axl Rosenberg hated it. Get in here to read their conflicting reviews.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 16, 2016 September 16th, 2016 at 12:08am Anso DF Listen to all 68 heavy new releases!! Turnstile, Cult Of Fire, Ghost, Qip, Negative Thought Process, Helen Money, High Spirits, and tons more!
Tweet Twat 0 Born of Osiris Guitarist Lee Patrick McKinney is Sorry for Drunk Twitter Rant Against The Acacia Strain September 14th, 2016 at 12:21pm Emperor Rhombus At least he comes out and apologizes.
Editorials 0 Devil You Know: “We’re Ardent Supporters of the Shooting Sports Lifestyle, and Zealous Second Amendment Supporters” September 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The band is teaming up with Legally Armed America, which is exactly what you think it is.
New Stuff 0 Rage Against the Machine’s Zack de la Rocha Releases “Digging for Windows,” His First New Track in Over a Decade September 8th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Produced by El-P from Run the Jewels, the track is now available as a free download on BitTorrent Now.
Podcasts 0 Exclusive: Ben Weinman and Billy Rymer on the End of The Dillinger Escape Plan September 2nd, 2016 at 12:40pm MetalSucks A small taste of The MetalSucks Podcast’s massive interview with the duo, coming this Tuesday, September 6!
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Genres vs. Their Fanbases September 1st, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Which subsets of metal culture are good enough that you can ignore their infuriating followers?
The Webernets 0 Video: Judgmental Metal Elitist Accuses Metalheads of Being Judgmental Elitists September 1st, 2016 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus “I don’t like a band because it’s part of a certain genre of music, I like the band because I like the band.” So, you’re like everyone, then.
Metal Ways To Die 0 Metal Ways to Die: Decapitation August 31st, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus The first in our new series on the most metal ways to leave this shitty plane of existence.
