Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY CKY’S CARVER CITY! June 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for the improbably named Jess Buttkus and Scott […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2190 #21: SLIPKNOT – VOL 3: THE SUBLIMINAL VERSES June 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
...And F*ck You Too 850 All My Heroes Have Failed Me June 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now here’s a list for ya: Dave Mustaine – turned […]
Cinemetal 280 WATCHTHE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART II: THE METAL YEARS IN ITS ENTIRETY FOR FREE!!! May 22nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to our bro-bros at Metal Injection for bringing to […]
Interviews 250 GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE SPEAKS WITH METALSUCKS “ON THE RECORD” (WHATEVER THAT MEANS)! May 18th, 2009 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein At this point in the annals of MetalSucks history, an […]
Admin 310 UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”… May 1st, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg “So that’s how you get swine flu!” Dear Everyone, This […]
Reunion Mania 190 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP BREAKING UP. BECAUSE YOU’LL INEVITABLY GET BACK TOGETHER. April 30th, 2009 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider brought up a good point […]
Exclusive 200 EXCLUSIVE: THE AUTUMN OFFERING’S MATT MCCHESNEY AND METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG MAKE NICE! PLUS THE DEBUT OF “THE CURTAIN HITS THE CAST,”THE NEW SINGLE FROM THE AUTUMN OFFERING! April 30th, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg As I mentioned earlier this week, a little while back […]
Contests 120 METALLICA DISCOGRAPHY CONTEST — THE WINNER ANNOUNCED! April 21st, 2009 at 1:15pm MetalSucks To celebrate Metallica’s induction into the Rock N’ Roll Hall […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE ARGUED ABOUT ARGUING April 10th, 2009 at 6:11pm Vince Neilstein Baseball season officially got underway and New England Metal and […]
Cinemetal 90 VINNIE VINCENT, WE LOVE YOU March 30th, 2009 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein Vinnie Vincent is something of our patron saint here at […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
Reviews 130 I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN MANAGE TO SCREW OVER THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE THEM ON SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND CITY LIGHTS March 23rd, 2009 at 3:31pm Sammy O'Hagar Oh, I Killed the Prom Queen… Was there ever a […]
What the...?? 160 WOULD YOU PAY $700 FOR THIS? March 20th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to The Deciblog for pointing us towards the website […]
Rampant Rumors 250 IF CANNIBAL CORPSE TOUR WITH SIX FEET UNDER, WON’T THE UNIVERSE IMPLODE? March 16th, 2009 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg Alright. Last week one of you e-mailed me to tell […]
Black Collar Workers 150 ASKING GENE SIMMONS NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE IS LIKE ASKING A DOG TO WALK ON ITS HIND LEGS March 16th, 2009 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Which is why I would never engage in a debate […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 70 SLAUGHTERED February 26th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The one and only time I saw Slaughter live, they […]
Reunion Mania 360 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: COLD HAVE REUNITED February 25th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Cold open for Marilyn Manson once. Even though […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
