F-F-F-Feudin' 250 AND NOW FOR ANOTHER GOSSIPY PORTNOYGATE UPDATE! October 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: I love Dream Theater and anything DT-related with all […]
The Webernets 300 NIGERIAN METAL SUCKS September 28th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We get a whole of spam at the MS Mansion, […]
\m/ 140 THE BEST TRIBUTE TO DIO YET? September 27th, 2010 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg Not that you care, but I have a friend named […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
New Stuff 230 SO DOES EVERY POPULIST BLACK METAL BAND WANNA BE MARILYN MANSON NOW? September 23rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I often associate Dimmu Borgir with Cradle of Filth, for […]
\m/ 300 BEST. VANITY PLATE. EVER. September 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline says it all. Thanks to Russell Warnhoff for […]
Interviews 40 THE MAKING OF DAATH, PART 2: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CO-PRODUCER/CO-ENGINEER/MIXER MARK LEWIS September 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whether you realize it or not, you probably own an […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE TURNED 10,000 POSTS OLD September 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein There was something of a tornado here in Brooklyn yesterday, […]
Reviews 160 DRUDKH AND WINTERFYLLETH: SAD SONGS FOR SLIGHTLY COLDER WEATHER September 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I’m not a folk metal dude, usually. To my ears, […]
Admin 600 OUR 10,000TH POST!!! September 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To the MetalSucks Maniac known as “Sacajewea,” we would like […]
New Stuff 480 I DISLIKE THE SMELL OF NEW ALL THAT REMAINS IN THE AFTERNOON September 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s been a long time since I was a college […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 120 SHATTURDAY SHTUFF TO BAY AREA TO: JUDGEMENT DAY/AQUARIUS RECORDS/DANCIN’ IN THA REIGN August 28th, 2010 at 4:05pm Kip Wingerschmidt Happy end-of-Summer, y’all!!! Take that however you wish, but I […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 330 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: AMOPRHIS’ TALES FROM THE THOUSAND LAKES GETS INDUCTED INTO THE DECIBEL HALL OF FAME August 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Exclusive 190 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: WOE – “A TREATISE ON CONTROL” August 26th, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Of the many black metal bands that have come to […]
Cinemetal 80 THE SHOWDOWN ARE MEN NAMED HELL August 26th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein It’s like my good pal Axl said — we’re swimming […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 WHITE WIZZARD LINEUP SHAKEUP… AGAIN! August 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Either Jon Leon’s ass is constantly emitting horrible smelling farts […]
Reviews 40 RETURN TO EARTH DEMONSTRATE HOW THEY NEED TO RETURN TO WHEREVER THE HELL THEY CAME FROM ON AUTOMATA August 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar How awesome is Chris Pennie? If the answer is not […]
Reviews 220 KNIGHTS OF THE ABYSS HUMBLY REQUEST THAT ALL YOU EVIL SHADOWY ORGANIZATIONS PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST TO STOP CONTROLLING POLITICS AND BANKING AND THE MEDIA August 19th, 2010 at 1:20pm Satan Rosenbloom On their first two albums, Knights of the Abyss followed […]
What the...?? 1880 BOY, THESE DEATHCORE BANDS JUST KEEP GETTING YOUNGER AND YOUNGER August 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not exactly an old man or anything like that […]
Readers' Choice 140 READERS’ CHOICE: HARDCORE BANDS RECOMMENDED TO ME ON THE TWITTER August 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Apparently you people think you know better than us supergeniuses […]
