Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive Lyric Video Premiere: “If the Dead Could Speak” by Fetid Zombie (Mark Riddick) January 31st, 2017 at 1:37pm MetalSucks A 10+ minute death metal epic that absolutely DISGUSTING.
Pummeling Politics 0 Queens of the Stone Age Call Donald Trump a “Clown Penis”; Clown Penises Offended January 30th, 2017 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg “What did clown penises ever do to you?”
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: The Isles Fire Capuano, The Flames and Oilers are Hot January 27th, 2017 at 11:05am Vincent Romanelli Recapping the past week’s NHL action.
Metal Merch 0 Emmure Shirt Allegedly Depicting Battered Woman Creates Controversy; Frankie Palmeri Responds January 20th, 2017 at 1:57pm Axl Rosenberg Gee, who could ever have predicted this?
Cinemetal 0 Video: Motionless in White Cover System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!” January 17th, 2017 at 12:27pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry, did someone say “suicide”?
Pummeling Politics 0 Billy Corgan Defends Donald Trump, Blasts Moscow Hotel Report as “Fake News” January 17th, 2017 at 10:21am Vince Neilstein The Smashing Pumpkins singer had embarked upon a 30-day trip to document “the American culture” he grew up with.
Poetry In Motion 0 I Wrote The Unforgiven II in a dream. January 14th, 2017 at 8:21am MetalSucks “If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you”
Readers' Choice 0 An Evening at Ryan’s Steakhouse Is Also No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:10am MetalSucks “Now, back to the vomit…”
Please Kill Me 0 My Shitting Addiction January 14th, 2017 at 8:03am MetalSucks “I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day.”
Editorials 0 King Diamond Announces Only U.S. Show of 2017 January 11th, 2017 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein He will headline the three-day Psycho Las Vegas fest, along with Abbath, Sumac, Pelican, Carcass, Code Orange and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 These Metal Albums are Turning Thirty Years Old in 2017 January 10th, 2017 at 3:58pm MetalSucks Includes albums by Guns N’ Roses, Anthrax, Napalm Death, Mötley Crüe, Faith No More, and tons of others.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Regarding Euronymous’ Claim that “Almost ALL Norwegian Bands are More or Less Nazis” January 5th, 2017 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Can we really lump in Darkthrone and Enslaved with Burzum and Emperor?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 17: THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! January 3rd, 2017 at 9:45am MetalSucks Making picks for the playoffs, and looking at coaches that got the axe.
Editorials 0 Phil Anselmo Reveals That He “Was Molested His Entire Child-Fucking-Hood by Numerous People, Both Men and Women” December 22nd, 2016 at 2:23pm Axl Rosenberg “I never blamed the world for it like I’m seeing kids today do, putting everybody in one box,” says the singer.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Former Agalloch Frontman Launches New Band Pillorian December 22nd, 2016 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein New album coming in March 2017!
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Will the Detroit Red Wings Historic Playoff Streak Finally Come to an End? December 15th, 2016 at 11:06am Vincent Romanelli Also: The Penguins continue to impress, the Avalanche are in free-fall and more.
The Peanut Gallery 0 Liberal MetalSucks Reader Questions Our Approach to Politics — Read Our Response December 14th, 2016 at 1:57pm MetalSucks “Yet day in and day out I’m disgusted by the method and tone by which you advocate for values that I myself share. Why is that?”
Contests 0 The Seventh Almost-Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists (Finally) Announced!!! December 13th, 2016 at 1:56pm MetalSucks Vote for the winner now!
Br00tal-lists 0 Kelsey Chapstick’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2016 December 8th, 2016 at 3:37pm MetalSucks Featuring Whores, Subrosa, Darkthrone, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Max’s Top Fifteen (Mostly Not) Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 12:52pm Maximus Featuring The Dillinger Escape Plan, Gorguts, Trap Them, Kvelertak, and more.