What the...?? 760 ATTACK ATTACK! HOPE THEIR BOYFRIEND DON’T MIND IT September 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, major credit goes to reader Daniel Stalder […]
\m/ 250 DOWN COVER VAN HALEN, PROVE THAT REDNECKS LOVE COCK ROCK AND STONER METAL IN EQUAL MEASURES September 14th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This just in: rednecks do not actually have red necks. […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 340 MOURN THE END OF SUMMER WITH ANOTHER ROUND OF KING VS. MUSTAINE September 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So maybe the Megadeth/Slayer tour won’t be coming to the […]
Interviews 120 CANDIRIA’S JOHN LAMACCHIA: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 25th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Candiria needs no introduction, but even those familiar with the […]
Cinemetal 90 GENE SIMMONS REALLY IS A MONSTER August 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was initially optimistic about the latest cinematic update of […]
Editorials 550 IT’S LIKE A MILLION TINY VIBRATORS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEARD August 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Lately I have been in close contact with some of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 350 I DON’T CARE HOW OLD SCHOOL THE COVER ART LOOKS… August 17th, 2009 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg …the new Kiss album is going to suck puppy anus. […]
What the...?? 530 PEOPLE ARE STILL OFFENDED BY ALICE COOPER? SERIOUSLY? August 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t know, Alice Cooper is a lame […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 GENE SIMMONS CALLS TRENT REZNOR “A STUPID HEAD.” SO THERE! August 6th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a teenager, if my father ever insulted […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 580 ROB FLYNN DIRECTS AESTHETICS OF HATE AT LIMP BIZKIT August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein Uncle Vinnie is back; under a moon-lit sky at Saturday […]
What the...?? 100 “AT LEAST THEY CAN F*CK” July 31st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bram Teitelman at Metal Insider reports that fans at Germany’s […]
Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 210 COURTNEY LOVE BELIEVES AN AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL DETERMINES HER RIGHTS TO HOLE July 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez When I first heard that Courtney Love was going to […]
Podcasts 90 LISTEN TO AXL ON TONIGHT’S METAL INJECTION LIVECAST! July 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Planning to spend yet another Friday night home alone before […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 740 ALBUMS WE WISH HAD MADE THE LIST: ANDREW W.K. – I GET WET July 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez Andrew W.K., I Get Wet (Island, 2002) Andrew W.K. – […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
Interviews 1160 VINNIE F*CKING PAUL: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW June 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar After the horrific murder of his brother, no one would […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 4490 #11: DEFTONES – WHITE PONY June 22nd, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER CARLOS RAMIREZ OF NOISECREEP AND UNIVERSAL MUSIC […]
Viral Vomit 470 KATY PERRY GOES POWER METAL! June 17th, 2009 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein Sorry for the slow start today, ya’ll! But good things […]
