Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]
What the...?? 270 A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED March 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg What the hell, dude? First Marduk front dude Mortuus hit […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 270 OMGG: THE RETURN OF THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS February 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF When it was announced Wednesday that the second annual Revolver […]
Interviews 300 ORPHANED LAND’S KOBI FARHI: THE ULTIMATE JEW ON JEW INTERVIEW February 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, sure, we’ve done Jew on Jew with a half-Jew […]
Interviews 190 RICHARD CHRISTY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Satan Rosenbloom If all Richard Christy ever did was play drums on […]
Tour de Force 380 HEEEEEEE’S BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! January 11th, 2010 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg The Super Amazing Orgasm Tour has kicked off, which means […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 230 NORMA JEAN RE-BLESS THE MARTYR ON TOUR December 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez On select dates of their latest tour, Norma Jean have […]
Contests 100 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED! December 14th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks WHO’S HUNGRY? Well, we challenged y’all to create a picture […]
Haterade 620 “SEXUAL MAN CHOCOLATE”: ATTACK ATTACK! MAKE IT TOO EASY December 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Luke Papadopoulos sent us the below video of Attack […]
What the...?? 410 THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO & SONG OF THE YEAR… END OF STORY December 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Poetic Assassin’s “Inverti in […]
Reunion Mania 60 GO GO GODFLESH! November 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg How the fuck did I completely miss the news that […]
New Stuff 220 TO-MERA DEFINITELY DO NOT NEED TO SUCK IT November 6th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein In Axl’s post the other day about chicks in metal […]
...And F*ck You Too 280 DONE WITH AEROSMITH November 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Everyone seems to be losing their shit because it looks […]
Exclusive 530 THE MASTODON BEARD October 26th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [Writer and musician Tres Crow comes to us from the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 MELVINS CAUGHT ON SECURITY TAPE October 23rd, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez How could I take over this stupid-website-for-jerks for an entire […]
Reviews 390 IMMORTAL’S ALL SHALL FALL: A FINE COMEBACK, CORPSEPAINT ASIDE October 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar No other black metal band better typifies the genre’s silliness […]
Br00tal-lists 220 THE TOP 10 GUITARISTS OF THE SHRED ERA September 29th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Another day, another silly but undeniably fun Top 10 list […]
\m/ 320 JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED September 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s […]
Cinemetal 150 ALICE IN CHAINS REMEMBER LAYNE STALEY IN NEW SHORT FILM September 21st, 2009 at 2:39pm Vince Neilstein I finally got around to watching this 12-minute short film […]
