This Sucks 290 HELP NE OBLIVISCARIS GUITARIST BENJAMIN BARET GET HIS AUSTRALIAN VISA! November 30th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I had no idea Ne Obliviscaris were so well-known when […]
The Webernets 550 SHOULD METAL FANS BE OFFENDED THAT OCEANO GAVE AWAY AN IPAD? November 12th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So Oceano recently held a contest to help promote their […]
Interviews 380 ENSLAVED’S IVAR BJØRNSON: AXIOMA ETHICA ODINITERVIEW November 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Enslaved are in that rare category of bands: You can […]
Ask Oderus 140 ASK ODERUS: “IT COULD NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINNIE PAUL’S COLUMN!” November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Bloody Tour of Horror rocks on! City after city […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 350 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL INSTRUCTS US TO TRUST WHO PEOPLE ARE, NOT WHO YOU HOPE THEY ARE October 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Raise your hand if you’ve got trust issues. I’m sure […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2000 CULT BANDS YOU WOULD’VE HATED/IGNORED IN 1995 October 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sergeant D While these days metal fandom is basically just a contest […]
Reviews 330 KYLESA’S FORESEEABLY EXCELLENT SPIRAL SHADOW October 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Vince, you ignorant slut. There are tons of bands that […]
Interviews 110 FIREWIND/OZZY GUITARIST GUS G. INTERVIEWED BY SARCASTIC/JEWISH BLOGGER AXL R. October 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re thinking: “Axl got in a room […]
Interviews 220 THE MAKING OF DAATH, PART 6: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GUITARIST EMIL WERSTLER October 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re just a week away from the release of Dååth’s […]
Green Eggs and Slam 800 A TALE OF WOE: HOW GORGUTS’ OBSCURA BECAME OVERRATED October 19th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Once upon a time in the magical land of Roadrunner, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 JUPITER‘S RETURN’S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART II) October 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Anso DF In the early moments of our conversation, I confirmed with […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 JUPITER‘S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART ONE) October 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF The return of Atheist was destined. After all, it comes […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 250 AND NOW FOR ANOTHER GOSSIPY PORTNOYGATE UPDATE! October 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: I love Dream Theater and anything DT-related with all […]
Green Eggs and Slam 850 KOTTONMOUTH KINGS ARE PUNKER THAN YOU #909 #INLANDEMPIRE October 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D You probably know and hate Kottonmouth Kings as one of […]
Show Reviews 140 THE “YOU HAD TO BE THERE TOUR” FEATURING VALIENT THORR, JUNIUS AND HOWL ROLLS THROUGH NYC September 29th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Sir Sweatsalot Valient Himself leads the audience in mass synchronized […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 50 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: DECIBOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER FOR DECIBEL September 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Don’t you dare call Decibel an “analog blog,” cocksucker — […]
Editorials 1130 AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM NERGAL September 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t read the comments under our story “Nergal Has […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 410 IT’S TIME TO GET ANTHROPOCENTRIC WITH THE OCEAN August 20th, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein The buzz in our comments section earlier this year was […]
