Editorials 0 Ten Metal Gods Cooler Than Satan June 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where to turn when you’re sick of the Devil.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 20, 2015 January 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.
Reviews 0 Wolves in the Throne Room and WIFE Demonstrate How Not-Metal Still Isn’t the New Metal July 30th, 2014 at 10:30am Sammy O'Hagar Sammy examines the latest releases from two black metal bands that have run off with the Ulver playbook and are reading from it willy-nilly.
Level Up 0 Level Up: Strider March 14th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The trend of bringing back old franchises is ALL bad.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 21, 2014 January 21st, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Awesome new releases by weird duos, angry NFCers, Madonna’s ex-husband’s bud, the dude who’s lucky to no longer be in Morbid Angel …
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 16, 2013 April 16th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Never mind “Best Albums Of 2013” — start composing your “Best Albums Of APRIL 2013” list now!
Editorials 590 JOHN WILLIAMS IS F*CKING METAL August 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks John Williams is totally fucking metal, and you cannot deny […]
Reunion Mania 260 FAITH NO MORE, NOW RESTORED June 11th, 2009 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I won’t bore you with the specifics of the emotional […]
Editorials 1 HOW TO SLAY A DRAGON IF YOU’RE INTO… June 29th, 2007 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg …INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an […]
