Editorials 0 Which One Metal Band Will Historians of the Future Remember? May 26th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Metallica? Maiden? Sabbath? Slipknot?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
Metal Legacies 0 Motörhead and Me December 30th, 2015 at 10:36am Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus shares some personal stories about Motorhead and what the band has meant to him.
Music Dorkery 0 Computer Scientist: Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Guns N’ Roses, Nirvana Songs Among “The Most Iconic Ever” October 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Five Finger Death Punch: not on the list.
Interviews 0 Less Lovecraft, More Cronenberg: Catching Up with Take Over and Destroy October 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus A chat with Arizona’s weirdest.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 “Par” For The Course: Stream VI’s Second New Song #Aosoth #Merrimack September 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm Anso DF How many geniuses they hiding in the band Aosoth?
Cinemetal 0 Uncle Acid and The Deadbeats’ “Melody Lane” is Lined with Smut and Horror August 27th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus You’ve been warned.
Black Collar Workers 0 And the Top 250 Best Selling Musicians of All Time Are… August 24th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Cattle Decapitation make a surprise appearance.
Reviews 0 Review: Drop Some Acid With Your Deadbeat Uncle On The Night Creeper August 20th, 2015 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt The Cambridge acid monkeys deliver more of the same vibe as last time, although it’s not quite as exciting.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Your Five Least Popular Opinions August 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Friday! Let’s discuss the personal opinions that get you yelled at a bit!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Immortal Bird’s Absolute Abscess July 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Anso DF An unknowable and awesome blackened sludge quartet.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Geoff Tate’s Operation: Mindcrime, Featuring Geoff Tate, the Voice of Queensrÿche’s Operation: Mindcrime, Releases Trailer for New Album The Key June 30th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Geoff Tate has a mohawk now.
Idol Listening 0 Idol Listening: Coliseum Guitarist/Vocalist Ryan Patterson’s Favorite Power Trios May 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Plus: stream the band’s new album, Anxiety’s Kiss!
Editorials 0 Bob Rock Says Jimmy Page and Jack White Both Love Metallica’s St. Anger April 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they’re confused about which Metallica album is St. Anger?
Cinemetal 0 Trivia: Axl Rose Performed “November Rain” at a Wedding Two Years Before the Song Was Released April 24th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did the nuptials of his friend Marc Canter inspire the band’s legendary video?
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #4: Metallica November 11th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Everyone assumed they’d be #1! Everyone was wrong! (But they still did really well.)
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #23: Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Speaking only of his solo material, the man put out six truly great albums in a row. SIX! What other artists, metal or otherwise, can that be said about?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Hipster-Proof Metal Bands October 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’ll never have to share these bands with the aloofly ironic
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Mash It UP June 14th, 2014 at 6:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt DO THE MASH
