Oh Don Piano! 0 BREAKING: Corey Taylor May Retire from Slipknot*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 25th, 2016 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg *In like a decade.
New Stuff 0 “Scorn”: Oracles (Aborted, Abigail Williams, Etc.) and the Pompatus of Love February 15th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Some people call them Maurice.
Editorials 0 NAMM 2016: A Critical Consideration (Plus Juicy Backstage Details) February 2nd, 2016 at 2:00pm Maximus Max Frank recounts the latest and greatest gear to be unveiled at this year’s NAMM Show and shares his experience as a first-time convention attendee.
Editorials 0 Why a Skid Row Reunion Would Be Better Than the Guns N’ Roses Reunion January 19th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The philosophy of reasonable expectations.
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot Make Toys Now January 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, Mick Thomson doesn’t come with “Movable Head Stabbing Action.”
Reunion Mania 0 Axl Rose Enjoying New Occupation As a French Flag December 31st, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Savez-vous où vous êtes? Vous êtes dans la jungle, bébé! Tu vas mourir!”
Metal Merch 0 Hey, It’s a Metal T-Shirt with Chewbacca Ripping Off Luke Skywalker’s Arms December 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks “Always let the wookie win.” But what happens when you […]
News Round-Up 0 News Round-Up: New Fleshgod Apocalypse Song, Guns N’ Roses Reunion Teaser Video, Courtney Love’s Christmas Letter to Kurt Cobain, and More December 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also: Puddle of Mudd’s Wes Scantlin got arrested yet again, and a fun new Child Bite video.
Level Up 0 Breaking Benjamin Frontman Breaks Two Xbox Controllers in Game-Induced Rage Fit December 23rd, 2015 at 1:42pm Phil Boozeman Will somebody please take Ben Burnley’s Xbox from him?
News Round-Up 0 News Round-Up: Scott Weiland, Nine Inch Nails, Thy Will Be Done, Immortal Sock Puppets, Rob Zombie Vs. The Force Awakens, and More December 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg News and rumors of news.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Killswitch Engage: New Album Title Revealed! December 16th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But you have to come inside if you wanna know what it is.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Graf Orlock’s “Difficult Decisions in the Yutani Mess Hall” December 15th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Listen to this song, however, should NOT be a difficult decision.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week December 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Rush, Slipknot, Scott Weiland, and more.
New Stuff 0 Killswitch Engage Have “Strength of Mind” December 10th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New song would probably disappoint Bernie Sanders.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Is ZANYCORE the worst genre of music??? October 27th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. takes down Mr. Bungle, Iwrestledabearonce, I Set My Friends on Fire, Dr. Acula, and more.
Cinemetal 0 The Bizarre Connection Between Ghost, Marijuana, and the Movie Zardoz October 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is how Ghost get faded.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Metal T-Shirt of Your Choice from Shirts.com August 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Caption this photo, make us laugh, win a metal t-shirt.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a “Metal Warz” T-Shirt! July 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Who’s funny and has two fingers? This guy right here.
...And F*ck You Too 0 High on Fire’s Matt Pike is a Conspiracy Theorist June 9th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg 9/11 was an inside job! NATO is going to take over America! Aliens live alongside us! THE FREEMASONS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TENACIOUS D. WINNING THE BEST METAL GRAMMY!!!
