Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Decibel’s Philly Takeover Begins Friday Night April 14th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Heaviest. Weekend. EVER.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: April Issue Previews the 2016 Decibel Magazine Tour February 25th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Read a detailed account of all the inter-band micro-drama that gives the mag’s fifth North American tour some added spice.
Metal Merch 0 Seven Small Online Merch Stores Worth Knowing About February 9th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Prepare your PayPal account.
Music Dorkery 0 Dave Grohl vs Animal The Muppet: The Drum-Off December 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Finally.
Br00tal-lists 0 Not Funny: Emperor Rhombus’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Tau Cross! Satan’s Wrath! The Hell!
Br00tal-lists 0 Kelsey Chapstick’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Mgla! Mutoid Man! Baroness!
What the...?? 0 Rage Against the Machine Bassist Tim Commerford: “ISIS Isn’t Real” October 2nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Aw, and he was doing so well hating on Limp Bizkit…
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of the New Hope Drone Album Cloak of Ash July 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Zombie is always ripe for poking fun at! C’mon in!
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a MetalSucks T-Shirt! July 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Most appropriate photo ever given the fact that its subject is never seen wearing t-shirts.
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler Of The Beast: Coldcock American Herbal Whiskey June 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus The new liquor shilled by Kerry King has a dark secret: its appropriate mixer…
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week June 12th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Christopher Lee, Pantera, High on Fire, and more.
Reviews 0 Luminiferous: The Iron Bones of High On Fire June 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus A much-needed punch in the gut by a tattooed hand.
New Stuff 0 High on Fire Endure “Sunless Years” June 2nd, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Jam a new song, marvel at the fact that it was premiered by Entertainment Weekly.
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are The Best Man Nipples In Metal May 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lzzy Hale, eat your heart out.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Ten Metal Musicians Whose Books We Actually Want To Read April 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Whose memoir or biography do you REALLY want to read?
Friday 5 0 The Five Most Metal David Hasselhoff Videos Of All Time April 17th, 2015 at 3:02pm Emperor Rhombus If you haven’t seen the “True Survivor” video yet, you’re […]
Lolz 0 More Crappy Day Jobs Held by Metal Gods April 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Zetro and Chuck Billy aren’t the only ones with behind-the-scenes day jobs.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 High on Fire are Luminiferous April 15th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Which makes sense, given that they’re on fire.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a G Slim Herbal Vaporizer from Grenco Science January 15th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein I spy Soulfly!