A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.10, “VALAR MORGHULIS” June 4th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Theon Greyjoy says, “Season finale! Time for some shit to […]
Br00tal-lists 320 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART X December 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOATWHORE, AGALLOCH, WARBRINGER, ROSETTA, ZEBULON PIKE, NOCTEM, […]
Reviews 390 THREE ENTRIES OF 2011 EXCELLENCE: GLORIOR BELLI, WHITEHORSE, AND MITOCHONDRION September 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The thing driving traditionalists crazy is the fact that there’s […]
Interviews 440 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: DEAD LETTER CIRCUS VOCALIST KIM BENZIE August 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Let it be said that metalheads cannot thrive on metal […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2320 IT’S 2011. TEENAGERS ARE STILL BUTTHURT ABOUT HOT TOPIC. ARE YOU?? June 27th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D The best thing about teenagers is that they take everything […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 460 HOOM! ANALYSIS: METALLICA, LOU REED’S SECRET PROJECT SHOULD STAY SECRET June 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF I haven’t yet done the research, but as of this […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE CLOSED SHOP EARLY FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND May 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re American, you already know it’s Memorial Day weekend, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 300 SWAN SONG: JUDAS PRIEST ON AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT May 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF You may agree with MetalSucks stud Axl Rosenberg (pictured here), […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 10: HAIL F*CKING SATAN May 13th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF As I write this, the insanity of week fucking 17 […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 9: VAN HALEN IS TRUTH, IDOL IS LIES May 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Don’t you love classic Van Halen? It’s amazing how that […]
Reunion Mania 310 SOUNDGARDEN ARE TOURING WITH MASTODON, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, COHEED & CAMBRIA, AND THE MARS VOLTA May 6th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month Soundgarden announced the first set of dates for […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 IRON MAIDEN DRUMMER’S SPANK-BANK IS NOW FULL April 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF When word reached Lady Gaga last year that she’d been […]
Guest Columns 140 ELUVIETIE TOUR BLOG, WEEK 3: OF ELUVEITIES, AMERICANS AND ZOMBIES February 25th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks [To chronicle their current tour — the U.S. portion of […]
Exclusive 710 “FIFTEEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT KIRK WINDSTEIN,” BY KIRK WINDSTEIN February 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow sees the release of Crowbar’s new album, Sever the […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
Br00tal-lists 1190 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART V December 16th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF INTRONAUT, DARKEST HOUR, THE RED CHORD, KYLESA, […]
What the...?? 370 THE WORST THING EVER OF THE EVER: CHRISTINA AGUILERA COVERS MARILYN MANSON November 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, I don’t know if you could call this a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 300 TRUST YOUR MASTERMIND: THE MONSTER MAGNET INTERVIEW November 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF No one thinks of Monster Magnet music as overtly inspirational, […]
